[ 中文翻译、字幕同步：疯狂弥天大幌 ] [ translation & synchronization: loco-whopper ]
â™ª My analyst told me â™ª
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â™ª that I was right out of my head â™ª
â™ª the way he described it â™ª
â™ª he said I'd be better dead than live â™ª
â™ª I didn't listen to his jive â™ª
â™ª I knew all along that he was all wrong â™ª
â™ª and I knew that he thought â™ª
â™ª I was crazy, but I'm not â™ª
â™ª oh, no â™ª
â™ª My analyst told me â™ª
â™ª that I was right out of my head â™ª
â™ª he said I need treatment â™ª
â™ª but I'm not that easily led â™ª
â™ª he said I was the type that was most inclined â™ª
â™ª when out of his sight to be out of my mind â™ª
â™ª and he thought I was nuts â™ª
â™ª no more ifs or ands or buts â™ª
â™ª oh, no â™ª
â™ª they say as a child, I appeared a little bit wild â™ª
â™ª with all my crazy ideas â™ª
â™ª but I knew what was happenin' â™ª
â™ª I knew I was a genius â™ª
â™ª What's so strange if you know that you're a wizard at 3? â™ª
â™ª I knew that this was meant for me â™ª
â™ª I heard little children were supposed to sleep tight â™ª
â™ª That's why I drank a fifth of vodka one night â™ª
â™ª My parents got frantic, didn't know what to do â™ª
â™ª but I saw some crazy scenes before I came to â™ª
â™ª Now, do you think I was crazy? â™ª
â™ª I may have been only 3, but I was swingin' â™ª
â™ª They all laughed at A.Graham Bell â™ª
â™ª They all laughed at Edison and also at Einstein â™ª
â™ª So why should I feel sorry â™ª
â™ª if they just couldn't understand â™ª
â™ª the reasoning and the logic that went on in my head? â™ª
â™ª So I just let them laugh at me when I refused to ride â™ª
â™ª on all those double-Decker buses all because... â™ª
我总是生不着那些火. I could never get those fires started.
爸，你想吃鸡吗？还是想吃肉？ Dad, are you gonna have chicken? You want meat?
鸡？鸡就可以了. Chicken's fine.
这篇文章写得真棒.诺曼！ This is a brilliant article. Norman!
- 你读过肯写的这篇有关中国的文章了吗？ - 不，我还没读. - Did you read Ken's article on China? - No, I haven't.
很不错的文章. Terrific article.
肯去哪儿了？ Where is Ken?
他在屋子里，在看杨基队的比赛. He's in the house watching the Yankee game.
你丈夫到美丽的乡下过上一天， Your husband comes for a day in the beautiful countryside...
却一直盯着电视机不放. heads for the television set.
肯，快出来，亲爱的！ Ken, come on, honey!
你们有多少人要吃鸡， 有多少人要吃汉堡？ How many people want chicken, and how many want hamburgers?
还有两个出局，就三分钟. Two more outs! Three minutes!
我想大家都很想喝点儿酒了吧. I think everybody's dying for a little libation.
你快去调一点你最拿手的 斯托利【伏特加】马提尼酒吧. Why don't you make some of your famous Stoli martinis?
珍妮特，那么你和肯 准备什么时候要孩子呢？ Janet, when are you and Ken gonna have a child?
这一点上，你已经 让你妹妹遥遥领先了. You've let your sister have a big head start.
是啊，你让莱丝丽也一天练上六个小时 中提琴试试，她就知道没那么容易了. Let Leslie practice viola for six hours a day... then it's not so easy.
别去管她. Leave her alone.
我…呃…我进来给每个人弄点儿酒喝. I came in here to make drinks for everybody.
- 你在干嘛？你想要喝点儿吗？ - 呃…当然. - What are you doing? You want a drink? - Sure.
我是想喝点. I was.
这太疯狂了！ This is nuts!
我们不能在这里这样. We gotta get out of here.
噢，天哪. Oh, God.
怎么？不，不，我们会被抓住的. What? No, We're gonna get caught.
他们都在湖边，我什么都能看到. They're by the lake. I can see everything.
他们正聊得起劲呢. They're deep in conversation.
等一下！珍妮特过来了！嗷！ Wait! There's Janet!
- 肯…… - 不.噢，不，没事的. - Ken... - No. It's okay.
你不能这样吓我，知道吗？ You can't scare me like that.
我恨你这样. 别这样吓唬我！ I grind my teeth. Just don't scare me like that!
没什么，只是喊了次“狼来了”. It was nothing. Just a false alarm.
听着，以后别真的咬. Listen, try not to actually chew.
噢，天呐，要是我们俩 能单独在一起，那该有多好啊！ Wouldn't it be great if we could be alone together?
好好放松一下，就你和我. Just relaxed. You and me.
- 噢，那一定棒极了. - 那一定棒极了. - It'd be so great. - That would be so great.
噢，那我们就坚持住， 你不知道会发生什么. Let's hang in. You never know what's gonna happen.
过来，把腿分开. Come on, open wide.
肯，把杨基的比赛关了， 现在就赶紧出来！ Ken, turn the Yankee game off and come on out here now!
马上来，就一分钟！ 已经快结束啦！ I will. Just one minute! It's almost over!
天哪，我来了，我来了. God. I'm done.
- 你想什么时候来就什么时候来吧. - 是吗？ - You can come anytime you want. - Can I?
我来了！ I'm done!
我也快了！噢！ I'm ready!
莱丝丽，那是你吗？ Leslie, is that you?
你能把我领到湖边去吗，亲爱的？ Can you lead me down to the lake?
你能稍等一分钟吗，奶奶？ Can you give me just a minute, Grandma?
我在…嗯…正在准备一些马提尼. I'm just... I'm making some martinis.
- 好的，好的，亲爱的. - 我想结束了. - Sure, dear. - I want to finish.
噢，肯？是你吗？ Ken? Is that you?
结束什么？ Finish what?
你好！ Hello!
- 快来呀，肯. - 快来？ - Come, Ken. - Come?
过来，领我到湖边去. Come, lead me down to the lake.
自从我第二个眼睛失明， Ever since I lost my second eye...
我感到那么虚弱无助. I feel so frail.
你没必要抱怨/呻吟啊， 没那么可怕的. You don't have to moan about it. It's not that terrible.
肯快好了，奶奶.他正在加紧干呢. Ken is hurrying, Grandma.
你能弄一下橄榄吗，肯？ 你能不能弄快一点？ Would you do the olives? Could you do them quickly?
噢，你知道，你也可以放洋葱. Oh, you know, you can use onions, too.
我更喜欢洋葱，你呢，肯？ I prefer onions, don't you, Ken?
是的！是的！是的！ Yes! Yes! Yes!
天哪，你一定非常喜欢洋葱！ Boy, you must really love onions!
我要付你多…？ How much do I...?
- 露西？ - 你个蠢货！你个杂种！ - Lucy? - You schmuck! You bastard!
我恨不能把你他妈的头给砍掉！ I'd like to cut your head off.
你心烦了，是吗？ You're upset, right?
你怎么能那么做？ 你不知道那会出什么事吗？ How could you do that? Didn't you know what would happen?
- 你在…你在说什么啊？ - 别…回嘴，混蛋！ - What are you talking about? - Don't answer me, prick!
你心知肚明！ 你就是不管别人死活！ You knew! You just didn't give a shit!
你看，你先把外套脱了，然后…… Why don't you take your coat off and just...
你怎么能写出那样的书，嗯？ How could you write that book?
你怎么这么自私？ Are you so selfish...
你怎么只考虑你自己， 而根本不顾被你毁了的人？ You're so self-engrossed you don't give a shit who you destroy?
- 我知道你很生气. - 你把我们的事和盘托出！ - I can tell you're angry. - You told our whole story!
所有的细节. 你向我姐姐出卖了我！ All the details. You gave me away to my sister!
马文离开了我，他走了. Marvin's left me. He's gone.
嘿，那只是大致上基于我们的事. It was loosely based on us.
别给我胡扯，你个卑鄙小人！ Don't bullshit me, motherfucker!
你以为你是在跟谁说话？ Who do you think you're talking to,
我可不是那些弱智的脱口秀节目主持！ one of those retarded talk-show hosts?
我和你一起亲历了这些，明白吗？ 我知道这有多“大致上”. I lived through it with you. I know how loosely based it is.
嘿，你想说什么啊？ 说我们正在搞的时候被你… Hey, what are you telling me that your blind grandmother
…眼瞎的奶奶撞上了这事？ caught us fucking one day?
根本没写！ Never!
不，不，当然没写. 你做了一些愚蠢的夸张， No, No. Of course. You made a few stupid exaggerations,
或像评论家说的那样： “天马行空般的喜剧灵感”. or, as the critics say, "inspired comic flights."
可是珍妮认出来了. 只有傻子才会认不出来. But Jane recognized it. You'd have to be sub-mental not to.
马文崩溃了，彻底崩溃！ And Marvin was crushed!
珍妮早就怀疑我们了， 我都不知道她怀疑我们有多久了. Jane suspected us. I can't tell you how long Jane suspected us.
我知道，我知道！可我一直否认！ I know! And I denied it!
可现在你一走了之… And now you've gone...
你一走了之，向她坐实了一切！ you've gone and confirmed it all for her!
真他妈聪明！ 你让莱丝丽比我矮！ Big fucking deal! You made Leslie shorter!
真他妈有才！ Big fucking deal!
全在这儿写着呢！ But it's all here!
木头木脑的乡村医生、小提琴手、 The poor schmuck country doctor, the violinist...
她在康涅狄格的妹妹 欺骗着她的丈夫. her younger sister in Connecticut cheating with her husband.
透过看得见风景的窗子，天哪！ The picture window, for Chrissake!
残忍地看着马文… Cruel observations about Marvin...
…在那儿烧烤，戴着厨师帽. with his barbecue and chef's hat.
当然，还有珍妮， 尽管你可怜地… And of course, Jane, or as you so pathetically...
…将她掩饰成… disguise her...
…珍妮特. Janet.
听听这段： Here it is:
“这并非只是因为莱丝丽已经 对马文那空洞无物的… "It was not simply that Leslie had become numbed...
“…滔滔不绝越来越感到麻木， 而他却自以为… "with the inane spate of leaden perceptions...
“…他那愚钝的见识是某种智慧. "that passed for wit from Marvin.
“甚至也不是因为 她向肯恶毒地描述起… "It was not even the image she shared with Ken...
“…马文那软塌塌的‘牙签’上下翻飞， "of Marvin's flaccid, microscopic member...
“当他裸着身子踮着脚尖，一蹦一跳… "jiggling up and down as he bounced naked...
“…穿过他们康涅狄格家中 没有铺地毯的冰冷的地板， "across the icy floor of their Connecticut home...
“去关外层护窗. "to close the storm windows.
“真正的原因是她从没爱过他. "It was that she had never loved him,
“她只是想通过生孩子 来报复她的老姐姐， "but wanted to have children to retaliate against her older sister,
“因为莱丝丽觉得，她姐姐的体内 根本没有母性，有的只是… "who did not have a maternal bone in her being, and whose every inch, Leslie felt,
…浑身上下所散发出的贪婪的自恋. "was occupied by gluttonous self-love.
“肯用手揽住莱丝丽的一对 又圆又大的乳房，从后面上她.” "Ken ran his hand over Leslie's large round breasts, and mounted her from the rear."
噢，真他妈有才！ Big fucking deal!
- 你给她安了一对豪乳！ - 莱丝丽，拜托…… - You gave her large breasts! - Leslie, please...
露西！ Lucy!
我叫露西，你个卑鄙小人！ I'm Lucy, motherfucker!
我不叫莱丝丽！ Not Leslie!
当然，我的确就是莱丝丽， Except of course, I am Leslie...
因为你根本就没想要掩饰什么. 你他妈的一点也不在乎！ because you made no attempt to disguise anything. You didn't give a fuck!
你根本不在乎要不要掩饰！ You didn't care enough to disguise anything!
拜托！天哪！ Please! Jesus!
两年前，你转身离去， 你他妈的伤透了我的心. You pulled out two years ago. You broke my fuckin' heart.
你离开了你妻子，还有我！ You left your wife and me...
为某个浅薄的小荡妇！ for some little cooze!
离开我和珍妮特！ Me and Janet!
是珍妮.珍妮特是书中的人物. Jane. Janet is the character in the book.
如今， Now...
两年过去了， two years on,
你最新的煌煌巨著… your latest magnum opus...
…却从这间公寓的下水道里冒了出来， emerges from this sewer of an apartment...
在这里，你把我们 每个人的痛苦变成了金子， where you take everyone's suffering and turn it into gold.
实实在在的金子. Literary gold.
人人都痛苦不堪. 你是有意使我们痛苦， Everyone's misery. You even cause them misery.
然后利用你那该死的炼金术， Mix your alchemy...
将它们变成了金子， 就他妈像个邪恶的巫师那样！ and make it into gold, like some fuckin' black magician!
嘿，你饶了我吧！ 是我不得不躲到贝尔维尤去的好吧. Give me a break! I'm the one who wound up in Bellevue.
- 你自做自受，罪有应得. - 露西！简直疯了…… - You deserve it and worse. - Lucy!
你毁了我的生活！ 我来这里就是为了一枪爆头！ You've ruined my life! I've come here to blow my brains out!
你怎么回事啊？ What's wrong with you?
在你面前…就在你面前， 在你的地毯上面， In front of you... In front of you on your carpet,
因为这都是你引起的. 我他妈的脑浆涂满你的地毯！ because you caused it. My fuckin' brains on your carpet!
你太他妈的情绪不稳了！ You're so fucking unstable!
你能不能放松一下先？ Will you relax?
你看上我的不就是这个吗？这不是我 使你兴奋的原因吗——珍妮那疯狂的妹妹？ That's why you picked me. That's what turns you on about me--Jane's crazy sister.
- 冷静一下吧，你不会自杀的. - 不会吗？ - Calm down. You're not gonna kill yourself. - No?
是的，你不会，因为你没有自杀因子. No. you're not, because it's not in you.
你不是那么戏剧化类型的人， 从来都不是. You're not the dramatic type. You never were.
珍妮才是你们姐妹中比较戏剧化的那个， 珍妮是独奏提琴手. Jane is the dramatic sister. Jane is the solo violinist.
放松一点，看在老天的份上！ Relax, for Christ's sake!
你说得对， You're right.
我没有勇气杀了自己. I don't have the nerve to kill myself.
你知道，我来的时候我就知道. I knew it as I came over here.
我说不， I said no,
不该是我. not me.
最好还是把他杀了. Better to kill him.
你说什么？ Pardon me?
杀了那个邪恶的巫师， Kill the black magician,
这样他就不会再去把 人们的痛苦转变成金子了. so he can't spin any more gold out of human misery.
露西，你怎么回事啊？ What's wrong with you?
闭嘴！ Shut up!
- 把…把枪放下！ - 你太他妈巧舌如簧了！ - Put it down! - You're so fuckin' verbal!
你甚至在我父亲的葬礼上，说服了我… Who else could have talked me into giving him...
…替你“吹喇叭”！ a blow job at my father's funeral?
露西，你考虑清楚. Lucy, think it over.
你给我站住！ You stop right there!
不！别开枪！别扣扳机！ Don't shoot! Don't pull the trigger!
听着，要是你觉得那样能好过一点的话， 我可以告诉你，我的生活正变得一团糟. Look, if it makes you happy, my life has been going badly.
我最近惨透了——我女朋友离开了我， 跟我的一个好朋友跑了.事事不…… I've been miserable. My girl left me. She went off with a close friend of mine.
…失眠症，我长了疱疹. Insomnia. I've got herpes.
…把我挣的每个子儿 都浪费在了心理医生、 I've squandered everything I have on shrinks...
律师和妓女身上. and lawyers and whores.
…得了疲劳综合症. ...fatigue syndrome.
听着，我不会站在这该死的屋顶上， I'm not gonna stand up here on this fucking roof...
向个…世界级的傻逼乞求饶命的. with a world-class meshugana cunt and beg for my life.
如果你想开枪打我，你就打好了！ 我正在工作，你就闯进来打断了我…… If you want, shoot me! I was working. You interrupted.
- 那么今天你又在糟践谁的生活呢？ - 没有…你听了会很高兴…… - So whose life were you exploiting today? - You'll be very happy.
…正在改写. It was re-writing.
我正在就我自传里的一部分内容 进行再创作，有关我第一段婚姻的. I was working on an autobiographical thing about when I was first married.
哈维·斯特恩年纪轻轻就结了婚， Harvey Stern married too young...
主要是为了逃离他父母的住所， 在那里，他得按期付租， mainly to get out of his parents' apartment, which was a rent-controlled cornucopia...
那是个充斥着负疚、对抗、 和骂得你身心俱惫的地方. of guilt, antagonism, and soul-deadening criticism.
白天，他在一家鞋店 无精打采地干着活； By day, he labored listlessly in a shoe store.
而到了夜晚，他则在他的“雷明顿”牌 便携式打字机前精神抖擞. By night, he glowed intensely over his Remington portable.
你想不想上床啊？ Are you coming to bed?
罗莎莉，我正在构思一个句子， Rosalie, I'm in the middle of a sentence...
- 现在我的思路被你打断了. - 我觉得受到了冷落， - I lost my thread. - I'm feeling rejected...
因为我们再也不睡在一起了. because we never sleep together anymore.
我也不知道怎么回事， 我就是对她提不起兴趣. I don't know what it is. I'm just not attracted to her.
- 是不是她做了什么事使你对她不再感兴趣了？ - 你知道，我也有不对的地方. - Is she doing something to put you off? - It's my fault, too.
我对她撒谎了，我对她说 我太专注于我的工作了. And I lie. I tell her I'm too wrapped up in work...
可事实恰好相反，我现在是 超级的性兴奋，只是不是对她而已. but the opposite is true. I'm hyper- sexually aroused, just not for her.
那会对谁？ Who for?
任何其他女人. Anyone else.
她有个妹妹，我太想搞她了. She has a sister. I'm dying to fuck her.
长得像娃娃，嘴唇很厚. A doll, thick lips.
还有她哥伦比亚来的朋友， 叫詹妮弗？我做梦都梦到她. Her friend from Columbia. Jennifer? I dream of her.
我从没想过我会对非洲历史感兴趣， 可是她太让我着迷了. I never thought I could care about African history, but she's spellbinding.
事实是，每当我碰到或看见一个女人， The truth is, I never meet or see a woman...
我无不暗自思忖，要是能和她上床 会是什么样的感觉. that I don't wonder what it would be like in bed with her.
我遇见个很棒的鸡！ I met a great hooker!
鸡？ A hooker?
很漂亮，中国来的. Beautiful. From China.
身材棒得没话说. Unbelievable body.
受过很好的如何取悦男人的 传统技艺的熏陶. Schooled by tradition in the art of pleasing men.
五十块钱. It's 50 clams.
你这不是在欺骗你老婆吗？ Wouldn't you be cheating on your wife?
不，这不叫欺骗.她只是个鸡. No. It's not cheating. She's a hooker.
我又没有爱上她. It's not like I'm having a love affair.
你对一个以此为职业的女人的感觉 和对你老婆的感觉是不一样的. You don't feel for a professional girl the way you do for your wife.
她来了之后，给你浑身抹油…… She comes over, rubs on her oils...
抹油？ Oils?
然后上床，她带你飞上月宫. Into the sack, she takes you to the moon.
你留张半百的钞票给她， 她就成了历史. You lay half a C-note on her, and she's history.
我不知道…你是在哪儿干的？ Where would you do it?
我是说，我可不能把她往家里领. I couldn't have her come to my apartment.
找个旅馆房间，我就是这么干的， 我老婆当时在家里. Get a hotel room. That's what I do when the wife's home.
不.你看，我可没这么多钱， 我是说，五十可不是一笔小数目. I don't have that kind of dough. Fifty's a lot in itself.
也许，你朋友会让你用一下他的地方. Maybe a friend will let you use his place.
嘿，小子，你不总是抱怨 你的性生活吗？ Kid, you're always bitchin' about your sex life.
我这是想帮你一把. I'm trying to help.
我告诉她是你给的我她的号码？ I tell her you gave me the number?
不，不，别提我名字！ 别用你的真名. No, no. Not my name! Don't use your real name.
不，当然不会是真名. No, of course. Not the real name.
我告诉你怎么做：你借一处 朋友的公寓，你用他的名字. Tell you what you do. You borrow a friend's apartment. You use his name.
那样的话，就万无一失啦. That way, it'll be on the bell.
现在好运向哈维露出了微笑， Now good fortune smiled on Harvey...
因为他最好的朋友之一， 孟德尔·勃恩鲍姆，正好被车撞了， as one of his closest friends, Mendel Birnbaum, was hit by a car,
正躺在纽约的医院里， 徘徊于生死线上， and lay hovering between life and death at New York hospital,
于是就给哈维腾出了一个极佳的… thus freeing up an apartment...
…单身幽会的场所. for Harvey's tryst.
穿上别人的丝质睡袍， Donning the other man's silk robe,
哈维摇身变成了浪荡公子 孟德尔·勃恩鲍姆， Harvey became the swinger Mendel Birnbaum,
等着他那… and waited...
…通往天堂的东方护照. his Oriental passport to paradise.
你一定是孟德尔·勃恩鲍姆吧. You must be Mendel Birnbaum.
你还喜欢吗？ “孟·勃” Did you enjoy it?
- 你开玩笑？我马上回来. - 你去哪儿？ - Are you kidding? I'll be right back. - Where you going?
我去看一下我裤子里 是否还有另外五十块. I'm going to check my pants for another 50.
我想再来一次. I'd like to go again.
谁啊？ Yes?
- 孟德尔·勃恩鲍姆？ - 是我. - Mendel Birnbaum? - Yes.
开门. Open.
你是哪位？ Who is it?
你是谁啊？ Who are you?
我是来找你的. I've come for you.
- 你在说什么啊？ - 我是死神， - What are you talking about? - I'm Death,
你的名字上了我的名册. and your name is on my list.
不…不…不！ No, no, no!
等一分钟，你…你弄错人了. Wait a minute. You've made a mistake.
你没一分钟时间了. You don't have a minute.
你看，我不是孟德尔·勃恩…… I'm not Mendel Birnb...
你少给我扯闲淡！ Don't give me that bullshit!
看看你睡袍上的花押字母. Look at your monogram.
孟德尔？ Mendel?
你在跟谁说话哪？ Who are you talking to?
别再叫我孟德尔了！ Stop calling me Mendel!
- 求你了，我只是用了一下他的住处. - 没错！ - Please. I'm just using his pad. - Right!
人人都有理由. They always have an excuse.
我们走！ Let's go!
快走，你个小混混！ Move it, you little putz!
我站在屋顶上， 她拿着枪对着我. I'm standing on the roof, and she's pointing a gun at me.
我们站在寒冷的空气中， 我惊慌失措. We're out in the cold, and I'm panicked.
我向她讲述我写的一个 关于我年轻时候的短篇故事， I'm telling her about a story I wrote when I was younger,
她觉得非常有趣，感谢上帝. 她开始，你知道…… and she found it funny, thank God.
她笑了出来，放松了一点， 她把枪放了下来.你知道，可是…… She laughed, and she relaxed a little. She put the gun down. And you know.
这么说你写的东西救了你一命. So your writing saved your life.
这在我看来太不可思议了，你知道？ It's amazing to me, you know?
你知道，对我来说这太滑稽了， 除了我年轻的时候会明显感到… The interesting thing to me, apart from the obvious sexual guilt...
…性方面的罪恶感以外， 就像故事里的那个年轻人那样， that I had when I was a young man in the story,
我几乎什么都没变. is that nothing's changed.
你知道，我…那么多年过去了. It's years later.
我看了一个又一个心理医生， I had a shrink then, I have a shrink now.
我之后换了有六个心理医生， I'm six shrinks later.
一溜下来，我换了三个妻子. I'm three wives down the line.
你知道，我仍然无法处理好 我的爱情生活. And I still can't get my love life in order.
我…我仍然喜欢找妓女. 你知道，我…我…… I still love whores.
最令我感到惬意的是， 你付钱给她们，她们来到你房子里， To me, the ideal thing is you pay them, and they come over to the house,
你不必和她们探讨 普鲁斯特或电影或…… and you don't have to discuss Proust or films or...
我不知道我这是怎么了. 你知道，我…… I don't know what's been happening to me.
你知道，我就像没有长大一样. 我觉得，你知道，这不对劲…… You know, I just have not grown up, and I feel, you know, it's not...
我也看了一下其他人到我这把年龄. I see other guys my age.
我是说，我总是想着要去 干我遇到的每一个女人. I'm always thinking of fucking every woman I meet.
不管我遇到哪样的女人， 在银行里，一个陌生的女人， I meet a woman in the bank, or a stranger,
或在巴士上看见个女人， or a woman on the bus.
我就会想：嗯，她脱光了会是什么样子？ 有没有可能我可以干她？ I think, what would she look like naked? Is it possible I can fuck her?
你知道，这太疯狂了. This is crazy.
我…我认识的人里面 都是些律师啊，医生啊. I see guys I know that are lawyers and doctors.
他们有家庭，有房子. They have families and houses.
他们可没这么…你知道. They're not so...
美国总统也会想着 要去干他遇见的每一个女人吗？ Does the President of the United States want to fuck every woman he met?
这个例子不妥，你知道. 不过…… Bad example.
我…我不知道. But I don't know.
那拿拉乌尔·瓦伦伯格来说吧， 【瑞典商人和外交官，拯救了数万匈牙利犹太人】 Take Raoul Wallenberg.
他会想着要把欧洲的每一个 鸡尾酒女招待都日个遍吗？ Did he want to bang every cocktail waitress in Europe?
我想不会，可是…… Probably not, but...
跟我说说明天的 授予你荣誉学位仪式的事. Tell me about your honoring ceremony tomorrow.
噢，那…那纯属扯淡.你知道…… Oh, that's bullshit.
好笑的是就是那所学校， 在多年以前把我赶了出来， It's ironic that the same school that threw me out years ago...
现在却想给我荣誉学位. now wants to honor me.
他们为什么要赶你出来？ Why'd they throw you out?
赶我出来，因为我…我没兴趣念大学. Because I was not interested in college.
你知道，我一心想成为作家， 我唯一关心的就是写作. I wanted to be a writer. That's all I cared about was writing.
我不关心现实的世界， I did not care about the real world.
我只关心虚构的世界. I cared only about the world of fiction.
另外，我还试图给… And, plus, I tried to give...
…院长夫人灌肠. 所以他们对此很不待见. the dean's wife an enema. So they didn't take kindly to that.
可是，你知道，让我难过的是… But the sad thing is...
…我得驱车一路向北， 去接受荣誉学位， I gotta drive way upstate to be honored,
我得独自一人去， 你知道，没人陪我一起去. and I have to go by myself. I got nobody to go with.
这…你知道，我…好吧，所以…… 唔…你知道，我不能…… It's, you know, I... OK, so... And... You know, I can't...
那么你带上你儿子， 和你一起去怎么样？ What about bringing your son up with you?
我办不到，你知道， 现在还不到我探访他的时间. I can't. It's not my visiting time with him.
琼一点也不能通融，所以…… Joan is completely inflexible, so...
你是说她不愿为你改变日期？ She won't trade dates with you?
咳，她甚至连我的电话都不愿接. I can't even get her on the phone.
你知道，她恨我…… She hates me, and...
我不知道.最近…… I don't know. Lately...
这是我一生当中第一次， 我感受到了作家的才思阻断. For the first time in my life, I experienced writer's block.
这对我来说，是前所未有的. Now this, to me, is unheard of.
我给几个短篇起了个头， 但是却不能完成它们. I start these short stories and I can't finish them.
我一点也无法沉下心来写我的长篇， I can't get into my novel at all,
因为我已经拿了预付金. because I took an advance.
我不知道. I don't know.
我发现自己现在吃的药片越来越多， 用的药越来越厉害…… I find that I'm taking more pills and medicine and...
你知道，你让我想起了 你写的那个短篇小说， You remind me of that short story you were working on,
也许两个月以前吧—— maybe two months ago--
《演员》. "The Actor".
这该死的镜头好像不怎么对劲. This goddamn lens has something wrong with it.
这个也不对吗？我已经换过镜头了. This one, too? I changed lenses.
你什么意思？根本聚不了焦. What do you mean? The focus is off.
- 我也不知道问题出在哪里了. - 你看看中心，中心聚不了焦. - I don't know why it's a problem. - The center's out of focus.
我检查了所有的镜头， 不可能模糊的. I checked all the lenses, they can't be soft.
快点，伙计们，我们得加把劲了. 天有点晚了，我们得快点. Let's move it along. It's getting late. Let's move it.
我正要拍梅尔在长椅上的戏， 可是他模模糊糊的. I'm tryin' to shoot Mel, and he's soft.
什么？ What?
- 你他妈的从哪儿租的这些镜头？ - 镜头没有问题. - Where are you renting these lenses? - The lenses are fine.
- 老天，梅尔怎么这么模糊！ - 我说得不错吧，天才.他聚不了焦. - Holy shit, Mel's out of focus! - That's what I said, genius.
不，不，我不是说镜头， 我是说梅尔本人. No, I don't mean the lens. I mean Mel himself.
让我瞧瞧！你他妈让开一下！ Let me see! Get the hell out.
难以置信，你说得没错. 梅尔变模糊了. I don't believe it. You're right. Mel's out of focus.
什么？你他妈在说什么啊？ What are you talking about?
我是说那演员变模糊了. I said the actor's out of focus.
什么？这怎么可能？ How can this be?
出什么事了吗？ Is something wrong?
- 梅尔，到这边来. - 什么？ - Mel, come here. - What?
我不知道怎么跟你说这事儿， I don't know how to tell you this,
可是…呃…你变模糊了. but you're soft.
我长了点体重. I've gained a little weight.
不…不，不是因为这个. 你…你变得模棱两可了. It's not that. You're soft.
你…你聚不了焦了. You're out of focus.
我不知道什么原因. 我们能做什么呢？ I don't know why. Is there anything we can do?
我调节不了这个. I can't adjust this.
你看看你自己，看一下你自己. Look at yourself.
没什么办法了. There's nothing to do.
你肯定…你肯定你没事吗？ You sure you're okay?
很模糊.像是…… It's fuzzy.
- 好吧，你听着…… - 我感觉还好. - All right, look... - I feel fine.
梅尔对不了焦了. Mel's out of focus.
他模模糊糊的. He's soft.
我不知道该怎么办了. I don't know what to do.
反正已经快四点了， 为什么我们不干脆收工算了？ It's almost 4:00 anyway. Why don't we just wrap?
我们收工，然后看看梅尔究竟怎么了. We'll wrap and we'll see what happens.
好了，听着，我希望你现在就回家， Now look. I want you to go home.
我希望你回去休息，好好休息一下. And I want you to rest.
然后看看你能不能清晰起来. And see if you can sharpen up.
格蕾丝，我回家了. Grace, I'm home.
嗨，亲爱的. Hi, honey.
嘿，怎么回事？ 你看上去好奇怪. Hey, what's the matter? You look strange.
我变模糊了. I'm out of focus.
是啊…… Yeah...
是的，你是有点模模糊糊的. You are. Just a little bit.
而且你脸色有点苍白. And you look pale.
爸爸，你怎么一点也不清楚啊！ Daddy, you're all blurry!
也许…也许你应该进去躺下. Maybe you should lie down.
- 我会给你拿点茶水和吐司进去？ - 爸爸模糊不清了！ - I'll bring tea and toast? - Daddy's out of focus!
爸爸不喜欢你这样，知道吗？ Daddy doesn't need that, okay?
别这样，你要乖点！ Come on now, you be nice!
今天工作中出什么事了？ What happened at work today?
- 一开始他们以为是摄影机…… - 爸爸模糊不清了！ - First they thought it was the camera... - Daddy's out of focus!
鲁本！别唱了！ Reuben! Stop it!
他们以为是摄影机的关系， 后来才发现是…因为我！ They thought it was the camera. Then...it was me!
- 真的啊？ - 是的，他们让我回家.简直太丢人了. - Really? - They sent me home. It's so humiliating.
你中饭没吃什么奇怪的东西吗？ 海鲜什么的？ Did you eat anything strange at lunch? Any shellfish?
没有.这不是什么过敏反应. 我也不知道这怎么回事. No. This isn't an allergic reaction. I don't know what it is.
你知道吗？ You know what?
我只需要躺下好好地 睡一个晚上，起来就好了. I just need to get a good night's sleep. I'll be okey.
- 我肯定也是这么回事. - 你到底怎么啦？ - I'm sure that's all it is. - What happened to you?
你知道，你好好睡个晚上， 早点上床， You get a good night's sleep, turn in early,
明天你就没事了. and tomorrow you'll be fine.
可是第二天早上， 事情并没有好转. The following morning, however, things did not improve.
事实上，情况变得愈发糟糕了. In fact, the situation had gotten worse.
梅尔比前一天更加模糊不清. Mel was more out of focus than ever.
我得去看一下医生了. I gotta get to the doctor.
我还从来没碰到过这样的事. I've never seen anything like this.
除了模糊不清， 你身体没什么毛病. Nothing is wrong with you, except you're out of focus.
你怎么啦？ What's the matter?
因为看梅尔久了， 我有点晕船的感觉. It's from looking at Mel. I'm a little seasick.
所以我才要你们每个人都试一下这个. That's why I want everyone to try these.
- 我可不想戴眼镜. - 等等，试一下看看. - I don't want to wear glasses. - Wait, let's see.
我不想戴眼镜. I don't want glasses.
- 把它戴上，这样你就可以看清我了，儿子. - 这样好多了！ - Put 'em on so you can see me, son. - This is much better!
- 我戴着这个样子好傻. - 你就可以看清我了，快戴上. - I look stupid with these on. - You'll be able to see me. Put 'em on.
- 把眼镜戴上，你爸爸清楚多了. - 你想看清爸爸吗？ - Put those on. Daddy'll be much sharper. - Don't you want to see Daddy?
把眼镜戴上我们就不会头疼了. Put those on and we won't get headaches.
这么说，尽管孩子们不想戴眼镜， Despite the fact that children don't want to wear glasses,
但还是被强迫着戴上了. they're forced to.
你指望外部世界由于你… You expect the world to adjust...
…所产生的变形而做出调整. to the distortion you've become.
嘿，我可没指望什么.我…我…… I don't expect anything.
你知道，我现阶段正经历着什么. 我不知道这是怎么啦. I'm going through something. I don't know what.
我所知道的是，我生平第一次感到， 我好像不会写作了. For the first time in my life I can't seem to write.
灵感不再涌现. 对我来说，你知道， It's not coming. And for me...
我生命中最重要的东西就是我的想象力. all I have in life is my imagination.
对不起，我们的时间到了. I'm sorry. Our time is up.
祝你明天在你的荣誉仪式上过得愉快. Have a good time at the honoring ceremony.
我真的认为，要是你能带上 你儿子的话，对你和他都很有好处. I think it would be good for you and your son, if you brought him along.
琼！琼！ Joan! Joan!
- 琼，你从不给我回电话. - 噢，别来烦我！ - Joan, you never return my phone calls. - Oh, leave me alone!
- 我怎么才能联系上你呢？ - 你想让我喊警察吗？ - How do I reach you? - Do you want me to call the police?
我有件事想和你商量一下. I've got to ask you one question.
- 你能不能停一下？我想和你商量一下. - 不，我不想听你说. - Will you stop? - No. I don't want to listen to you.
明天他们要授予我名誉学位，在阿黛尔， 我以前的大学.我想带希利一起去. Tomorrow they're honoring me at Adair, my old university. I want to take Hilly.
- 不行，他明天要上学. - 我想交换一天我的探望日. - He has school tomorrow. - I want to trade one visitation day.
- 不行！我已经给他安排好计划了. - 就换一天！ - No! I have plans with him. - I trade one day!
让他看看很有好处， 让孩子看他父亲获得荣誉，这很好. It'll be good to see. The kid will see his father honored.
我不想让他见到你， 我希望你这辈子再也见不到他！ I don't want him to see you. I don't want him to see you ever!
他就在乡下过上一天. 你能不能先停一下？ He'll have a day in the country. Will you stop for one second?
孩子在乡下呆上一天， 这有什么不好？ A day in the country. What is so bad?
他才九岁. He is nine years old.
他从哪儿学的这些话的？ “日他娘的”、“操他妈上帝”？ Where does he learn phrases like "banging beaver" and "fuck God?"
你什么意思？跟我学的？ What are you saying? From me?
你把我当什么人了？一个弱智？ What do I look like, an imbecile?
我知道你和他谈话 谈的都是些什么， I know what your conversations are like with him,
别以为我没听说 在“校园开放周”的事. and don't think I didn't hear about Open School Week.
贝丝·克雷默一辈子 都没感到这么震惊过！ Beth Kramer has never been so appalled in her entire life!
爸？ Dad?
为什么我的阴茎看上去和你的不一样？ Why doesn't my penis look like yours?
为什么你的阴茎看上去和我的不一样？ Why doesn't your penis look like mine?
因为你妈和我… Because your mother and I...
…没有让你割包皮. never had you circumcised.
当我在你这么大的时候，我周围的 每个男孩，你知道他们通常怎么做吗？ When I was your age, every kid in my neighborhood, you know what they used to do?
他们通常给自己的阴茎取名字. They used to name their penises.
我要给我的取名叫“狄林杰”. 【上世纪初的银行劫匪，人称“头号公敌”】 I'm going to name mine Dillinger.
狄林杰很贴切！狄林杰很棒！ Dillinger is perfect! Dillinger is great!
希利，你真有灵感，你是个天才. Hilly, you're inspired. You're a genius.
狄林杰是他选择的 那个行当里的伟大天才之一， Dillinger was one of the great geniuses of his profession,
还有威利·萨顿. like Willie Sutton.
还记得我们谈到过弗洛伊德吗？ Remember when we discussed Freud once?
弗洛伊德说，你要过上好的生活， 最重要的两件事情是… Freud said the two most important things to having a good life...
…你选择的工作和性爱. are the work that you choose and sex.
就这两件事情. Those are the two things.
女人… Women...
…是上帝. are God.
上帝是女人？ God's a woman?
不，我没说上帝是女人. No. I'm not saying God's a woman.
这么跟你说吧，世上存在女人. 我们不知道是否存在上帝， There are women. We don't know if there's a God,
但是存在女人. but there are women.
你知道，不是存在于某个虚幻的天堂中， 而是就在这里，在地球上. Not in some imaginary heaven, but right here on earth.
她们中的有一些，希利， 她们中的有一些… And some of them, Hilly, some of them...
…就在“维多利亚的秘密”的商店里. shop at Victoria's Secret.
贝丝·克雷默这一辈子 从没感到过如此难堪和愤怒. Beth Kramer has never been so mortified in her entire life.
贝丝·克雷默是个咄咄逼人的、 假装正经的、好管闲事的烂逼. Beth Kramer's an aggressive, tight-assed, busybody cunt,
我和我儿子说什么话， 关她他妈的屁事啊！ and it's none of her business how I speak to my son.
贝丝·克雷默是个 值得尊敬的母亲，是个很好的朋友. Beth Kramer is a decent parent and a great friend.
噢，别扯了！听着，我想请你 换一天我的探望日. Oh, Bullshit! I'm asking you to change one visitation day.
有这么可怕吗？ What is so terrible?
我不想换！ 我不想让他失一天学！ No! He is not gonna miss a day of school!
要是他病了怎么办？ 要是希利病了，他还不是不去学校. What if he was sick? he would miss school!
是的，要是他病了，他可以不去学校. 但是他没有病， Yes, he would. But he's not sick...
他不会花一个下午， 和他那个药片吞个不停、 and he's not gonna spend the afternoon with his pill-popping,
酒精上瘾、 alcoholic,
见女人就日的所谓的父亲在一起. beaver-banging excuse for a father.
你看，几年前，你可不是这么说我的， 你可不是这么认为的. Years ago, you didn't say that about me. You didn't think that.
- 你那时人很好，很放松，脾气随和. - 你往书里写好了！ - You were a nice, loose, easygoing spirit. - Put it in a book!
你以为我不知道？ What am I saying?
你不早已经写了吗！ You already did!
爱波斯坦和他的第三个心理医生结了婚. Epstein had married his third shrink.
他向她表白过几次他对她的感情， He had confessed his feelings toward her several times,
但是她似乎将它归之于移情作用. and it seemed she had put it down to transference.
然而有一天，她让他大吃一惊. But one day, she surprised him.
我想我们最好… I think it best...
…终止对你的治疗. that we terminate your treatment.
然后，我想我们应该… And then, I think we should...
…给我们俩以充分的时间考虑一下. give it a substantial period of time.
然后，如果我们两个想法一致的话， And then, if we both feel the same way,
我想我们可以再开始公开地… I think we can begin to see each other again...
…相互交往. socially.
在爱波斯坦看来， It was, to Epstein's thinking,
这简直是天作之合. a match made in heaven.
现在，终于有了个能理解他的女人. Here, at last, was a woman who understood him.
你了解我所有的秘密， You know all my secrets,
我精神生活的所有细枝末节. every nuance of my psychic life.
在治疗过程中，我向你 袒露了我的一切情感和欲望. There isn't a feeling or desire that I haven't admitted to you in therapy.
现在该轮到你来探索我了. Now it's your turn to explore me.
是啊，我所有的那些怪癖， 你都全盘接受了. Yeah, but all my perversions, you accept them.
我喜欢被人绑起来， 喜欢看你和另一个女人在一起， My need to be tied up, to watch you with other women,
喜欢你尖尖的鞋后跟放在我嘴里的感觉. to feel your spike heels in my mouth.
我对自己的所作所为 以及所产生的后果… No one can say that I didn't know what I was letting...
…非常清楚. myself in for.
他们生活的头两年非常美妙. The first two years were amazing.
他们搬进位于西区大街的一套大公寓里. They moved into a large Westend Avenue apartment.
他写作，她看病. He wrote. She saw patients.
而她最为敏锐的见解， 都是关于他的作品的. But her clearest insights were into his work.
人们所获得的印象是， 你完全遗世独立， What one comes away with is your total isolation,
你害怕人群，你对自闭诚惶诚恐. your fear of people, your panic over closeness.
这就是为什么你的真实生活 会如此的混乱无序， And that's why your real life is so chaotic,
而你写的东西却如此的… and your writing is so much more...
…不事张扬和四平八稳. 我是说，你无法…… controlled and stable. You're unable to...
是的，诸事皆顺， Yes, it all went quite well...
直到海伦怀上和生下了孩子. until Helen became pregnant and gave birth.
自那一刻起，仿佛是受到了神的启示， From that moment on, as if she had experienced a divine revelation,
她突然之间就变成了一个 在发火时的爱波斯坦眼里的… she suddenly became what Epstein referred to angrily,
…“彻头彻尾的犹太人”. as "Jewish with a vengeance."
我成天都在懊悔，我不该听你的话， I rue the day I listened to you,
没给他施割礼. and I didn't have him circumcised.
你疯了吗？ What are you, nuts?
你看，我们还来得及这么做. We can still do it.
不！ No!
不，他太大了！ He's too old!
- 噢，是啊，是啊.现在他太大了. - 你怎么回事啊？ - Sure. Now he's too old. - What is wrong with you?
我的天，你怎么像个再生的基督徒， 除了你是个犹太人. You're like a born-again Christian except you're a Jew.
我在希勒尔【古犹太教拉比的名字】 的脸上看到了我父亲的影子. I see my father's face in Hillel.
希利亚德.他的名字是希利亚德. Hilliard. His name is Hilliard.
我们没给他取名叫希勒尔， 我们没给他以某个拉比的名字命名. We didn't name him Hillel. We didn't name him after some rabbi.
他的名字是希利亚德·爱波斯坦. It's Hilliard Epstein.
行了，我受够了你的自鸣得意的风凉话. 传统里存在价值！ No, I'm sick of your smug cynicism. There's value in tradition!
以前，我从没想过那会有什么价值； 可现在，我成了母亲，发现那很有价值. I never thought it would mean anything. But now that I'm a mother, it does.
我在犹太教里不仅看到了意义， 而且发现了真正的美. I see not only meaning in Judaism, but true beauty.
海伦，你是个科学家啊！ Helen, you're a scientist!
爱因斯坦也是科学家！ Einstein was a scientist!
而且他是犹太人！ 而且他有宗教信仰！ And he was a Jew! And he was religious!
海伦担当起了日常祈祷的职责. Helen had taken on the obligation of daily prayers.
当然，犹太人出于对一个 怒气冲冲、眦睚必报的上帝的敬畏， Jews, of course, fearing a wrathful and vengeful God,
他们为每一件事物称颂并感谢上帝. give praise and thanks for everything.
赞美您，我们永恒的上帝，万物的主宰， Baruch atah adonai elohenu melech ha-olam...
您创造了葡萄的果实， borei pree hagofen.
您从大地… Hamotzi lechem...
…赐予了我们面包， min ha-oretz.
您指示我们要点燃安息日的蜡烛. Vitzi-vonu l'hadlik nair shel shabat.
您发明了…吹喇叭. Boreh pree ha...blowjob.
之后终于有一天，该来的还是来了. And one day, the inevitable happened.
海伦的一个病人，一个以色列人， A patient of Helen's, an Israeli,
因妻子弃他而去而陷于抑郁， 过来找她治疗， who had come to her in a depressed state over his wife having left him,
他捕获了海伦的芳心. captured Helen's heart.
我想我们应该终止对你的治疗， I think we should terminate your treatment,
给我们俩以充分的时间考虑一下. and give it a substantial period of time.
然后，如果我们两个想法一致的话， And then if we both still feel the same way,
我想我们可以再开始公开地… then I think we could start to see each other...
…相互交往. socially.
哈里！哈里！ Harry! Harry!
- 哈里！ - 理查德！ - Harry! - Richard!
…出神了，我想. ...lost in thought, I think.
我…我正在，你知道， 我正在想我写的一本书. I was just, I was thinking about a book I wrote.
- 我现在一团糟. - 出什么事了？ - Well, I'm a mess. - What's the matter?
我这是在去看医生的路上， 我胸口疼得厉害. I'm on my way to the doctor's. I'm having severe pains in my chest.
那…那没事的. That's nothing.
大不了会是消化不良、或胆囊炎、 或胃溃疡、胃酸反流…… That's indigestion, or gallbladder, or ulcer, acid reflux...
我有家族病史—— 我父亲因心脏病猝然去世， I've got a family history. My father died of a heart attack,
我母亲死于冠状动脉肿大， my mother dropped dead of a massive coronary,
我的两个哥哥不到50岁， 就死于心脏功能衰竭. and both my brothers were dead before 50 from heart failure.
我不明白你为何要浪费时间告诉我. 你应该叫救护车才对啊. I don't know why you're wasting time. You should get an ambulance.
你有空吗？ Are you busy?
我要去见我的编辑. I was going to see my editor.
我讨厌一个人去作这些检查. I hate going for these tests alone.
我母亲，你知道，是生我的时候死的， My mother died giving birth to me,
为此，我父亲一辈子都没原谅我. for which my father never forgave me.
有趣的是，在他去世之前， 我希望当时已经原谅了他. It's funny. I wish before he died, I had forgiven him.
人人都有病，尽管你以为 你就快死了，但是你并不会死. But we're morbid, 'cause you think you're dying, but you're not.
现在，他们有了激光， 你知道，有各种各样的先进玩意儿. Today, they got lasers, all kinds of things.
是啊，你相信科学，对吗？ Yeah, you and science, right?
是的，科学没有什么不好. There's nothing wrong with science.
你知道，如果让我在空调和 教皇之间选择，我会选择空调. Between air conditioning and the Pope, I'll take air conditioning.
我很害怕，我真的很害怕. I'm scared. I'm really scared.
我们能换个话题吗？我能换个话题吗？ 你知道我遇到了作家的才思阻断吗？ Can we change the subject? You know I have writer's block?
是吗？ Yes?
- 我感到了作家的才思阻断. - 我理解，我理解. - I have a writer's block. - I know.
我平生第一次感到… For the first time in my life,
…我无法再获得有意思的构思了， 那是我安身立命的根本. I can't come up with a meaningful idea, something that holds my interest.
噢，我看自从菲伊离开了你， 你就陷入了不少麻烦. Since Fay left you, you've been having trouble.
我过会儿要去见菲伊， 我要和菲伊一起喝一杯. I'm seeing Fay later. I'm having a drink with Fay.
是吗？我想那太好了. I think is very good.
我想她很…很适合你， 她比你认识的… She's good for you. She's a lot better than...
…其他许多神经病要好得多…… a lot of those other crazies that you...
噢，我的天哪！我的胳膊！ My God! My arm!
我跟你说吧，没事的， 什么事都没有. I'm telling you, it's nothing. Nothing.
我不为你担心. I'm not scared.
- 你身体很好，没大问题. - 真的吗？ - You're in great shape. - Really?
是的.只是你的胳膊 有点儿滑囊炎，可…… You have a little bursitis in your arm, but...
- 噢，那太好了！ - 我经常怎么说来着？ - Well, that's fantastic! - What do I always say?
英语当中最美丽的词汇 不是什么“我爱你”， The most beautiful words in the English language are not "I love you",
而是“那是良性的”. but "It's benign."
你看，我们可以给你做进一步的检查， 不过我认为没那个必要. We could do more tests, but I don't think so.
- 那太好了. - 你的心脏很健康. - This is fantastic. - Your heart's in great shape.
既然我来了这里，几星期前 我在开冰箱冷冻柜时把背弄伤了. While I'm here, I hurt my back a few weeks ago, opening a subzero refrigerator.
- 我给你安排个时间，行吗？ - 我请你喝杯咖啡吧. - Let me schedule you. - Let me buy you a cup of coffee.
- 不，我没有时间. - 我给你安排一下. - No. I don't have time. - Let me schedule you.
你明天干什么？ What are you doing tomorrow?
呃…我有事.怎么？ I'm busy. Why?
因为我要去我以前的大学， 他们要授予我名誉学位. I'm going to my old university. They're honoring me.
我想找个伴儿和我一起去. I'm looking for company to come with me.
我想我现在正因为这个而焦头烂额， I don't think I can get out of this thing,
不过那…那太棒了. but that's great.
祝贺你啊！ Congratulations!
- 你看上去很不错. - 噢，谢谢. - So you look great. - Thank you.
你看上去有点疲惫. You look a little tired.
是的，因为我正为这本书大伤脑筋，你知道. 'Cause I'm struggling with this book.
当然，我已经花了预付金. Naturally, I spent the advance already.
我现在正处在困难…呃… and I'm having a tough...
…困难时期. a tough time.
是啊.我想和你一起 喝一杯的原因是由于…… The reason that I wanted to have this drink was...
能不能请给我来杯…呃…红酒？ Can I get a red wine,
和她喝的一模一样的？ exact same thing that she has, please?
我想让你第一个知道… I wanted to be the first to tell you that...
…我就要结婚了. I'm getting married.
噢，别这么说！ Oh, don't say that!
- 为什么？ - 你什么意思，为什么？ - Why? - What do you mean, why?
因为… Because...
…我爱你.你怎么能结婚呢？ I love you. How can you get married?
噢，别这样！ Oh, don't!
- 和谁？是不是拉里？ - 是的，是和拉里. - Who? Is it Larry? - Yes, it's Larry.
我就知道！ I knew that!
我他妈简直难以置信！ I don't fucking believe this!
你知道，这家伙自称是我的朋友. This guy's allegedly a friend of mine.
这…这…你知道，他是个魔鬼. 我根本不应该介绍你们认识. It's the devil. I should never have introduced you.
拉里一出场， 我就闻到硫磺燃烧的味道. When Larry's around, I smell burning sulfur.
我们能不能得到你的祝福呢？ 我能得到吗？ Can we have your blessing? Can I have it?
没门！你得不到. 你们当然得不到我的祝福！ No! You certainly don't have my blessing!
我不想让你结婚. I don't want you to get married.
我不想你这样. I don't want you to.
我还是走吧. I should go.
我是你的学生， I was your pupil.
就像亨利·希金斯和 伊丽莎·杜利特尔【《窈窕淑女》】. It was Henry Higgins and Eliza Doolittle.
这就是我们的关系， 而且你也希望是这样. That's what it was, and that's what you loved.
可是结果却不是这样. 我…呃…你让我怎么说呢？ But it didn't work that way. What do you want me to say?
你为什么要爱上我啊？ Why did you fall in love with me?
我是说，是你不厌其烦地给我灌输 那些西方世界的爱情观的. You gave me those endless lectures on love in the Western world.
我原以为我爱不了你， 我原以为自己已经废掉了. I didn't think I could. I thought I was too damaged.
你知道，可是，实际上…你知道…… But it's not...
有天早上我醒过来， 我越过早餐望着你， I woke up one morning, and I looked at you over breakfast,
我对自己说： and I thought to myself,
“天哪，这就是人们所说的， "God, this is what they mean.
“这就是人们所说的爱啊.” "This is what they're talking about."
是你一直警告我， 让我不要爱上你的啊！ All those warnings bout how I wasn't supposed to fall in love with you!
我知道.可是我爱上你了啊！ But then I fell in love with you!
…以为你也像我其他的愚蠢的粉丝一样， ...thought you were another jerk fan...
你知道，我可以和你搞一把， that I would fuck you,
然后又继续找下一个崇拜者. 可是结果却出乎了我的预料. and move on to the next fan. But it didn't happen that way.
你看，一开始你是个崇拜者， You were a fan...
然后成了我的追随者， and a follower...
然后成了我的学生， and then a pupil...
最后你就变成了我的同居者. and then you were a roommate.
你知道，还没等我反应过来， And before I knew it,
你就已经把我们的 电视遥控器攥在手里了. you were the one who had control of the channel changer.
哈里，我爱过你. Harry, I loved you.
我崇拜过你. I was in awe of you.
但是我没有爱上你. But I wasn't in love with you.
…去我以前的大学，他们要 授我名誉学位，要是你能相信的话. ...to my old university. They're honoring me, if you can believe that.
和我一起去吧. 给我个机会，让我好好说服你. Give me a chance to talk you out of it.
就和我呆上一天. Spend one day with me.
哈里，明天我要结婚了. I'm getting married tomorrow.
- 明天你就要结婚啦？就在他们授我…… - 是的，就在明天. - Tomorrow you're getting married? The day... - Yes, Tomorrow.
我他妈简直不能相信！ I can't fucking believe this!
你明天就要结婚啦？ You're getting married tomorrow?
是的.是的，已经准备了好几个月了. Yes. It's been planned for months.
别这么做哪！ Don't do it!
一天夜里，在戈德伯格入睡之后， While Goldberg was asleep one night,
魔鬼闯进了他的房间， the devil entered his apartment,
绑架了他的挚爱，一位金发美女， and abducted his beautiful blond love,
并将她带入了地狱. and carried her off to hell.
第二天早晨， The following morning,
戈德伯格注意到了一股奇怪的 硫磺燃烧的味道. Goldberg noticed the odd smell of burning sulfur.
哈里·布洛克？ Harry Block?
你是曲奇？ You're Cookie?
曲奇·威廉斯. Cookie Williams.
- 你让我十点到这里的？ - 是的，天呐. - You wanted me here at ten? - Yeah. Jesus.
那么…呃…… So... eh...
你想…我们这就开始吗？ You wanna... shall we get to it?
你不想先聊上一会儿吗？ You don't want to talk a little first?
聊天？为什么？ Talk? Why?
真的吗？我是说，大多数人 不喜欢直接就跳上床， Really? Most guys don't like to just jump right into bed...
而不先小谈片刻. 他们认为那样太例行公事了. without a little talking. They think it's too businesslike.
噢，我不这样.我不是…… Oh, not me. I'm not...
……你把我绑起来. ...that you'd tie me up.
你想怎样就怎样.我们先把钱的因素理清了， 然后我们就可以好好放松一下了. Whatever you want. Let's get the monetary part out of the way, and then we can relax.
绝对是，绝对是. Absolutely.
- 你要二百？给你. - 没错.好的. - You get 200? - That's right.
- 这么说你想让我把你绑起来，是吗？ - 是的，把我绑起来. - So you want me to tie you up? - Yeah, tie me up.
我想让你打我那么一下下， 然后给我吹喇叭. I'd like you to hit me little bit, and give me a blowjob.
好的.给你吹喇叭，然后打你. A blowjob, then you hit you.
不，不. No.
先打我，然后再吹喇叭. Hit me and then the blowjob.
只有把顺序弄对了， 否则的话，就没意思了. Only get the order right, otherwise, it's no fun.
绑起来、打我、吹喇叭. Tie me up, hit me, give me a blowjob.
你想让我用什么把你绑起来呢？ What do you want me to tie you with?
呃，你知道，实际上， 我以为你会穿上长袜呢.所以…… Well, truth is, I thought you were gonna wear stockings.
曲奇，你绝对是个艺术家，绝对的. Cookie, you're a definite artist.
他们应该把你的嘴唇收集到 “史密森学会”的博物馆里. They should put your lips in the Smithsonian.
你用了好长时间才来啊， 我以为你来不了了呢. It took you a long time. I didn't think you'd make it.
是啊，我知道.有那么一会儿， 我集中不了精神. I was having a little problem focusing for a while.
最后，我总算找到了正确的幻想.所以…… Finally, I got the right fantasy.
我想起了今天我在第六大街 遇到的一个女人， I thought of a woman I saw on Sixth Avenue today,
我把她和斯维特兰娜·斯大林 联系了起来， and I coupled her with Svetlana Stalin.
就是那个独裁者的女儿， 果然对我管用. It's the daughter of the dictator. It worked for me.
你为什么要吃那些药？ What do you take medicine for?
我？抑郁. Me? Depression.
你抑郁什么呢？ What are you depressed about?
抑郁就是抑郁. 你就从来没抑郁过吗？ Depressed. Don't you ever get depressed?
我问你，你的工作从没让你情绪低落过吗？ Doesn't your work ever get you down?
还行吧. 比去当女招待他妈强多了. It's okay. Beats the hell out of waitressing.
你知道，这太滑稽了. It's funny.
我碰到的每一个鸡都告诉我 干这个比去当女招待他妈强多了. Every hooker I ever speak to tells me it beats waitressing.
当女招待一定是这个世界上 最他妈差劲的工作了. Waitressing's got to be the worst job in the world.
不可思议. It's unbelievable.
你为什么难过呢？ What are you sad about?
我…我精神上破产了， 我空空如也. I'm spiritually bankrupt. I'm empty.
你什么意思？ What do you mean?
我…我…我感到恐惧.我…… I'm frightened.
我没有了灵魂. 你明白我的意思吗？ I got no soul. You know what I mean?
这么跟你说吧， 在我年轻的时候，较之于… Let me put it this way. When I was younger, it was less scary...
…等待戈多，我比较不害怕 等待左派分子. waiting for Lefty than it is waiting for Godot.
噢，你把我搞糊涂了. Aw, you lost me.
你知道整个宇宙正在分崩离析吗？ 你知道，可是…… You know that the universe is coming apart?
你知道什么是黑洞吗？ You know what a black hole is?
知道，那是我谋生的饭碗. Yeah. That's how I make my living.
你知道，我想告诉你，曲奇， 有个伟大的【古希腊悲剧】作家名叫索福克勒斯， You know, I gotta tell you, Cookie, a great writer named Sophocles...
他说，如果人压根不出生，也许是最好的结果 【《俄底浦斯在科洛诺斯》】. said that it was probably best not to be born at all.
噢，亲爱的，你现在说这个有点儿晚了吧. Honey, it's a little too late for that.
我抗争过，你知道，我不想出来， 是他们硬生生地伸进去把我拽出来的. I fought it. I didn't want to come out. They had to come in and get me.
你想我再给你吹一次喇叭吗？ You want another blowjob?
为什么？ How come?
我请客，不收你钱. It's on the house. No charge.
因为你吞的那些药片 肯定他妈的不管用. 'Cause them pills you takin' sure ain't working.
只是今晚我的心情比较特殊， I'm just in a peculiar mood tonight.
你知道，因为白天我得到了个坏消息. Because I had some bad news today.
嘿，我想问你一下， 你明天打算干什么？ Let me ask you a question. What are you doing tomorrow?
拉客啊. Hustlin'.
是吗？不如你和我一起去？ Yeah? Why don't you come with me?
去哪儿？ Where?
我要去我以前的学校， 因为他们想授我名誉学位. I'm going up to my old school 'cause they're gonna honor me.
我没什么人可以一起分享. I got nobody to share it with.
我是认真的.和我一起去吧.嘿… I'm serious. Come with me.
我会…我会给你一天五百块. I'll give you 500 bucks for the day.
今晚睡在这里， 明天和我一起去. Sleep here tonight, come up with me tomorrow.
你怎么会留着这么多现钱的？ How come you got all this money?
我手头总是留着招鸡的钱， 因为，你知道…… I always keep hooker money around, 'cause, you know...
几年前我曾用支票支付过， 国税局的人差点要了我的命. I once paid by check years ago, and the IRS killed me.
菲伊，如果你能听到这条口信， 如果还来得及的话， Fay, when you get this message, if it's not too late,
我希望你别去结婚. I don't want you to get married.
因为我爱你， Because I love you,
我想和你结婚.你…… and I want to marry you. You...
我刚才…我刚才在读… I was looking at...
…我的上一本书， my last book,
在读我们相遇的那一部分. at the part where we met.
你知道，我试图稍事夸张， 为的是有趣一点. I tried to exaggerate it to make it funny,
但实际上那还是相当浪漫的. but it was actually very romantic.
- 她听不到. - 我在城里. - She can't hear. - I'm in town.
诺曼和我约好了去看《悲惨世界》. 我有一小时的空闲时间. Norman's meeting me for Les Mis. I have a free hour.
我…我不知道能否脱身. I don't know if I can.
我已经订了我们的老地方，“温德姆酒店”. 我们几乎有两星期没见了. I got our usual place at the Wyndham. It's been almost two weeks.
我们一定得动作快点， 我不可能呆那么长时间而不引起怀疑. We'll have to make it fast. I can't make it believable for so long.
我说，你一小时内就可以回去了， You'll be back in an hour.
反正在那之前我也必须结束. I have to be done by then anyway.
我想出去走走. Think I'll take awalk.
现在？ Now?
噢，是的，因为我想我就…你知道， Yes, 'Cause I thought that I would just...
我去透点儿新鲜空气. just to get some fresh air.
行啊. Okay.
对不起， Excuse me.
你是哈里·布洛克？ Are you Harry Block?
是的，是我. Yes.
- 噢，天呐，你写的东西对我影响太大了. - 噢，非常感谢，谢谢. - Your writing has been so meaningful to me. - Thank you very much.
不敢相信我和你同坐一部电梯. Can't believe I'm in the elevator with you.
是啊，没什么大不了的. It's no big deal.
你住在这里？ Are you staying here?
噢，不.不，我来见个人. No. I'm meeting someone.
噢，我的天哪！这怎么回事？ Oh, my God! What is this?
- 电梯又卡住了. - 又卡住了？ - It's stuck again. - again?
如果拿这作为我的一个小说的话， 我会写，电梯在楼层间卡住了， If this was one of my stories, this elevator would get stuck between floors,
我们两个就此展开了一段 重要的恋情，堕入了情网. and the two of us would start a major affair and fall in love.
答应我你不会爱上我. Promise me that you won't fall in love with me.
不要吗？ No?
不要，绝对不要. 那不是个好主意. Definitely not. Not a good idea.
为什么？ Why?
因为我… Because I'm...
…我太神经了. I'm too screwed up.
你知道，我…我有… I have...
太多的…太多的怪癖， 太多的…太多的…… too many quirks.
你知道，我…我做不到对谁忠诚， 我做不到…你知道…… I have trouble being faithful.
我有太多的恐惧和疯狂…… I have too many phobias and craziness..
是啊，可是在我遇见你之前， 我就已经爱上你了， Yeah, but I fell in love with you before I met you,
在我读你的书的时候. when I read you.
是的，可那是你爱上了我的作品. Yes, but you fell in love with my work.
那是…那是两码子事. That's a different thing.
我热爱你的作品， 我热爱你的想象力， I love your work. I love your imagination.
我热爱它们. I love it.
可…可现实不是一本书. 你明白我的意思吧. But this is not a book. You know what I mean?
我们不是某个虚构的东西里面的人物. 我是说，这是…… We're not characters in a fictional thing.
- 所以说别…别爱上我. - 吻我. - So don't fall in love with me. - Kiss me.
- 答应我你不会爱上我. - 不，吻我. - Promise you won't fall in love with me. - No, kiss me.
- 答应…答应我. - 我答应你. - Promise... Promise. - I promise.
谢谢. Thank you.
我…我…地铁好慢.对不起. The subway took forever. Sorry.
我…你说你不来的. You said you weren't coming.
你什么意思？ What do you mean?
- 不，我们说好了十点，我肯定是这么说的. - 不，我们离开…… - We said ten. I'm sure that's what we said. - No.
我昨晚打电话给你， 我说我今天没事了. I called you last night, and I said I got out of my thing.
你打电话给我啦？什么时候打的？ When did you call me?
我昨晚九点半打的. 你不记得啦？ I called you at 9:30 last night. You don't remember?
你正在写作，我打断了你. You were writing, I interrupted.
- 我们在电话里谈话啦？ - 当然，绝对的，你和我说话了. - We spoke on the phone? - Of course, Absolutely.
天，我的大脑一定和我开了个玩笑. My mind has been playing tricks.
这是曲奇…曲奇·威廉斯. 这是我朋友理查德. This is Cookie Williams. This is Richard.
- 你好！ - 你好！ - Hello. - How ya doing?
这项荣誉究竟有什么特别的地方嘛？ What's so special about this honor?
这人是去以前开除他的学校 接受荣誉头衔. The man is being honored by the school that expelled him.
是啊，要是希利能看到就好了， 他会很为此骄傲的. If only Hilly could see me, he'd be so proud.
是啊，我知道，很不幸. 除非你绑架他，他不可能来. I know, and it's sad, but short of kidnapping, he ain't coming.
噢，天哪！ Oh, dear!
- 这太荒唐了. - 别担心. - This is ridiculous. - Don't worry.
你会惹麻烦的，亲爱的. 快点，赶紧回来！ You're going to get in trouble. Come on, boys.
爸爸？怎么了？ Dad? What is it?
- 希利，你去哪里？ - 不，我们今天不上学了. - Hilly, Where you going? - We're not going to school today.
你要干什么？住手！ What are you doing? Stop it!
我有紧急的事情. It's an emergency.
你想干嘛？出来，希利！ 嘿，你给我住手！住手！ What are you doing? Come on! You! Stop it!
你不能这样！ You can't do this!
希利，快下车！快下车，希利！ Hilly, get out of the car!
嘿，快来人让他住手啊！ 这人是个变态！ Somebody stop this man! He's a deviant!
快来人阻止他啊！ 快来人叫警察啊！ Somebody stop him! Somebody call the police!
当红红的知更鸟蹦啊蹦地蹦出来， When the red, red robin comes bob, bob, bobbin' along,
- 再开快点. - 蹦出来. - Go faster. - along.
当它颤声唱起古老而甜美的歌曲， 就不会再有啜泣. There'll be no more sobbin' when he starts throbbin' his old sweet song.
- 快点啊. - 醒来，醒来，你这个懒虫. - Come on. - Wake up, wake up, you sleepyhead.
起来，起来，快点起床. Get up, get up, get out of bed.
打起精神，打起精神，太阳已经红彤彤. Cheer up, cheer up, the sun is red.
生活，爱情，欢笑，永远幸福. Live, love, laugh, and be happy.
- 天哪，这里的景色太别致了！ - 非常美，我喜欢. - It's fabulous up here! - It's beautiful. I love it.
瞧那儿，摩天轮！ Look, a ferris wheel!
- 哇，看那秋千！ - 想玩吗？ - Look at the swings! - Want to go?
想！ Yeah!
你好棒哦！ Very good!
你喜欢这吗？ Would you like this?
爸，击掌！ Dad, high-five!
我要吸根麻烟，你想来点吗？ I am going to smoke this joint. You want some?
不，我受不了那玩意儿. No. I can't stand that stuff.
你看见那边那房子没有？ You see that place there?
就那个“红苹果餐馆”？ That Red Apple Rest?
几年前， Years ago,
我那时的妻子珍妮和我… my then wife Jane and I...
…从她妹妹在康涅狄格的家回来， were coming from Connecticut... her sister's house,
我们大吵了一顿. and we had this awful fight.
她正来例假，我们停车找水， 因为她要吃“布洛芬”【镇痛药】. She was having her period, and we stopped there to get water for her Midol.
我不想要小孩！ I don't want a child!
所以我希望你别老跟我提这事， 特别是在我父母面前. Don't bring it up, especially in front of my parents.
- 我搞不懂你. - 你必须搞懂，哈里，我们已经讨论过了！ - I don't understand you. - We've discussed it!
- 是的，可我说过我的意见了吗？ - 你已经有个孩子了！ - Don't I get a vote? - You have a child!
- 是的，可那孩子我难得一见！ - 那不能怨我！ - Who I never get to see! - That's not my fault!
我喜欢成为父亲. I like being a father.
我选择过与露西不一样的生活， 和我结婚时你就知道这一点. I chose a different life than Lucy. You knew that when you married me.
好吧，你很专注于你的工作， 那就意味着我们不能有孩子了. You're dedicated to work. That means we can't have children.
打什么时候起， 你成了这么在乎家庭的男人啦？ Since when are you a family man?
别以为我没注意到 你盯着我妹妹露西的样子. Don't think I don't see you staring at my sister Lucy.
什么？ What?
噢，别装无辜了. Don't play ignorant.
无论她走着还是坐着，你都盯着她看. You watch her walk and sit.
你…你的眼神没离开过她半步！ You can't keep your eyes off her toes!
没离她半步？你是不是他妈的疯了啊？ 你究竟什么意思啊？ Are you fucking nuts? What are you suggesting?
我的意思是，我一点也不会觉得意外， 说你恨不能和她产生点什么瓜葛. I wouldn't put it past you if you were dying to have a thing with her.
她是个神经病，一个乡下家庭主妇！ She's a neurotic, suburban Hausfrau!
我对她一点兴趣也没有.零蛋，毫无. I have no interest in her. Zero. Nothing.
你否定的级别也过强了一点吧. Your level of denial is a little intense.
亲爱的，你这是受到了 “经前核子灾变症”的影响. You're suffering from a premenstrual nuclear meltdown.
你想来一口吗？ You want a hit?
嗯？噢，不.不…不，那烟会要我命的. No. That smoke is killing me.
听着，我要去下洗手间， 我回头找你. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'll catch you later.
高傲冷漠，你第三个前妻. Cold fish, your third ex-wife.
她绝不会成为一个好母亲的. She never would have made a good mother.
你是谁？ Who are you?
- 是我，肯！ - It's me, Ken!
- 肯？ - Ken?
瞧这家伙！你创造了我， 现在你却认不出我了？ Look at this guy! You created me. Now you don't recognize me?
你知道，她抽烟抽得我有点头晕了…… I'm a little bit high because of her smoke...
你怎么会和珍妮在一起的？ How'd you ever hook up with Jane?
珍妮没问题.她只是来例假了， 所以她很容易激动. Jane was fine. Jane was just having her period, so she was irritable.
噢，不…不，不只是例假的关系. It wasn't just her period.
她是个冷漠的、自私的女人. She was a cold, selfish woman.
她太自以为是了， 从没意识到她妹妹很讨厌她. She's so self-involved she doesn't realize her sister hates her.
嘿，你怎么知道这么多？ How do you know so much?
唔，我就是你啊，稍微改头换面了下. I'm just you, thinly disguised.
我给了我多一点的成熟， 一个不同的名字. You gave me a little more maturity and a different name.
你什么意思啊？ 我了解这些？ What are you saying? That I know this?
你当然了解！ 这就是你选中她的原因！ Of course you do! That's why you picked her!
你们之间肯定没戏，这样一来， 你就用不着放弃… So it wouldn't work, so you'd never have to give up...
…你那到处胡搞的习性 和持续的不满，不用成熟起来. sport-fucking and chronic dissatisfaction and grow up.
嘿，我…我可不愿意站在这里， 听我自己创造出的人物给我上什么课. I'm not going to get lectured by my own creation.
嗯…你骗不了我. You can't fool me.
我可不像你的心理医生， 他只知道你告诉他的东西， I'm not like your shrink. He only knows what you tell him.
而我知道事实. I know the truth.
…她妹妹露西， And her sister, Lucy,
一样神经兮兮的. another head-case.
哇，你一定很喜欢这样的人. You sure can pick 'em.
但即便是她，也比珍妮要好. But even she was better than Jane.
更加成熟，而且她爱你. More maternal, and she loved you.
你向她投下炸弹的那天 你并不在场，不过… You weren't there the day your bomb dropped on her, but...
…你可以自己看一下. take a look.
他离开了我！ He left me!
结束了，我们的婚姻结束了！ ur marriage is finished!
听到这个我很难过. I'm so sorry to hear that.
你感到震惊吗？ Are you shocked?
既震惊也不震惊. Yes and no.
我们之间不怎么对劲 已经有些时日了. Things have not been very good for some time.
我知道他在外面瞎搞. I knew he played around.
是吗？没听你说过啊. Did you? You never mentioned that.
我不喜欢谈论我的私生活. I don't like to discuss my private life.
起初我怀疑是琳恩，他的编辑. 然后我又想， First suspected Lynn, his editor. Then I thought...
不，可能是艾丽森·戴维斯， 我们的一个朋友. it might be Allison Davis, a friend of ours.
我甚至想到他也许对你很有兴趣. I even thought he might have a crush on you.
我？ Me?
是啊.你很漂亮， 我们经常在一起， You're beautiful and we've spent a lot of time together,
你们俩也很合得来. and you two get along very well.
听着，显然，我知道打死你 你也不会，可是… Obviously, I knew you never would in a million years, but...
…我想象得出他很想得到你. I imagined he longed for you.
我有次甚至听到 他在梦里提到了你的名字. I even heard him mention your name in his sleep.
我的天哪. My goodness.
可是…… Well...
这太荒谬了，我是说…… That's absurd.
真的！ Really!
你脸怎么这么红？ You're all red.
没有啊！没有！ No!
露西，你没事吧？ Are you okay?
听着…… Look...
既然我们坦诚相谈， since we're talking openly...
我有件事要交代. I have a confession to make.
什么？ Yes?
你看…… Look...
生活之路，有时就是会很奇怪地 曲曲弯弯、起起落落. Life sometimes takes very strange twists and turns.
我们无力掌控， 我们也无法把握我们的感情， It overwhelms us, and we're not responsible for our feelings.
每个人的感情都是非理性的. Everybody's feelings are irrational.
是的.可是要是你丈夫亲口告诉你 他已经有了另一个女人！ But to hear from your husband that he found another woman!
他…他是这么说的吗？ He said that?
他说他的未来已经都规划好了. He said his future is all mapped out.
噢…珍妮…… Oh... Jane...
我想对你完完全全地开诚布公， I'm going to be totally frank with you.
- 你要尽量把持住，试着去理解. - 什么？我要被取而代之了. - Just try and hang on and understand. - What? I'm being replaced.
是的，是的.但那也不一定 非得变成个噩梦啊， But it doesn't have to be a nightmare,
要是我们能成熟地对待它的话. if we're all just mature about it.
被一个25岁的女人取而代之. Replaced by a 25-year-old.
- 你说什么？ - 一个25岁的女人， - Excuse me? - A 25-year-old.
一心想成为作家. 菲伊·塞克斯顿是她性感的名字. A wanna-be writer. Fay Sexton is her sexy name.
你怎么了？ 现在你又满脸苍白！ What's the matter? Now you're white!
露西，你今天吃过什么没有？ Lucy, have you eaten anything today?
露西，喝口水吧，喝口水.把它喝完. Have a drink. Finish that.
- 很难相信他，他这样个大骗子. - 我感到很虚弱. - Hard to believe him when he's a liar. - I'm weak.
露西，你到底怎么啦？ What's wrong?
好像是他把你甩了似的. You'd think he dumped you.
听着，我知道你为我难过， 可我能够挺得过去. I know you feel bad for me, but I can handle it.
- 空气！空气！ - 我今天深感震惊，可我…… - Air! - I'm in shock today, but...
我想找菲伊说话. I want to speak to Fay.
不，我是哈里·布洛克. 昨晚我就开始找她. It's Harry Block. I've been trying to reach her.
不，有紧要的事情. 我一定要和她说…… No, it's an emergency. I gotta talk...
告诉她给我回电话. 她有我的号码，是车上的号码. Tell her to call me back. It's the car number.
是的，我的车！ Yes. The car!
哈里，放弃她吧， 她现在爱的是别人. Give up. She's in love with someone else.
- 那家伙对她来说太老了. - 他比你还年轻啊！ - This guy is too old for her. - He's younger than you!
嘿，那我对她来说老得太多了. 简直荒谬至极. I'm much too old for her. It's ridiculous.
可是考虑到我的未成熟性， 我有种讨人喜欢的孩子般的品格. Because of my immaturity, I have a boyish quality that works.
还有多长的路啊，爸爸？ Is it much longer, Dad?
- 我们才在游乐场停过.你走了走，吃了东西. - 你快点开. - We were just at the fair. You walked, ate. - You're speeding.
- 大概还要多长时间啊？ - 不会太长了. - About how much longer is it? - It won't be long.
好吧，我…我妹妹住在 离这儿十分钟的地方. Okay, my sister lives ten minutes from here.
我们拐过去，我们让她惊喜一下. 那一定很有意思. We'll surprise her. It'll be fun.
- 你可以吃点东西，你可以散散步. - 她实际上只是你的半个妹妹【同父异母】. - You can eat and walk around. - She's your half-sister.
是的，她是我半个妹妹， 可是仍然要开上十分钟， But it'll still be ten minutes,
不会因为她只是我的半个妹妹， 就只要五分钟了.所以…… not five, just because she's a half-sister.
你写得太棒了！ It's wonderful!
- 噢，真太有趣了. - 你这样认为的？ - It is so funny. - Do you think so?
- 是的，真的有点儿悲伤. - 你对我太好了. - And it's really sad. - You're so sweet.
我真的很喜欢. I really loved it.
你太好了，你对我太体贴了. You're so great. You're so kind to me.
你知道，你有种温柔体贴的本能. You have such a sweet, kind instinct.
哈里，别这样. Don't do that.
我指望你对我非常挑剔， I count on you to be critical,
对我非常严厉. 可你太迁就我了. to really be tough. You're too easy on me.
怎么了？这故事哪儿不好啦？ What was wrong with the story?
不好之处在于它… What's wrong is that it had...
它没有活力. it had no energy.
你知道，我越写越没信心. I became discouraged with it.
它没有释放任何力量，空洞无物. It doesn't release any power. It came to nothing.
不.我认为它真的很令人感动. I thought it was really touching.
我是说，你知道当那孩子长大以后， 他将永远也学不会去爱.写得很漂亮啊！ You knew when the boy grew up, he would never learn to love. It was beautiful.
我认为你的问题是… I think your problem is...
…你太容易去爱了，有点滥爱. that you love too easily, and too much.
我认为你很漂亮，你很棒， I think you're beautiful, and great,
对我太好，非常可爱. and too kind to me, and lovely.
但是你还是没爱上我. But you're not in love with me.
我告诉过你不要爱上我， 我不是光说说而已. I told you not to fall in love with me, and I meant that.
是的，可我还是无法想明白 这是为什么. But I still have not been able to figure out why.
为什么？因为我就是那个故事里的小男孩， Why? Because I'm the boy in that story,
我无法去爱. and I can't love.
所以，我不希望你卷到什么事情里面来. So, I don't want you to get into anything.
可你爱希利. You love Hilly.
什么？ What?
你爱希利. You love Hilly.
当然，我爱希利. Sure. I love Hilly.
因为希利是我的儿子. 爱一个小孩子很容易.你知道，可…… Because Hilly's my son. It's easy to love a little kid.
- 是啊，你也爱音乐， - 是的，我爱音乐. - You love music. - Yes, I love music.
你也爱棒球. And you love baseball.
也很容易爱棒球， 因为它有规则，它有边界，你知道. Baseball's also easy, because it has rules, it has foul lines.
可是女人就太复杂了. But women are complicated.
生日快乐！ Happy birthday!
噢，你开玩笑！ You're kidding!
快点，快把它打开. Come on, open it up.
你没必要送我什么东西. You didn't have to get me anything.
也许又是件运动衫，对吗？ It's probably another sweater, right?
1951年“【纽约】巨人队”签过名的棒球. A baseball signed by the 1951 Giants.
真的啊！这简直太棒了！ Really! That's so great!
- 51年的“巨人队”是… - 鲍比·汤姆森.是的，在这里. - The '51 Giants were... - Bobby Thomson.
…我这辈子里看到过的 一个真正的奇迹！这太棒…… They were the one genuine miracle of my lifetime!
当他击出那个本垒打， When he hit that home run,
那是我得到的唯一的一次暗示， 也许上帝是存在的.这简直，你知道…… that was the only hint I've ever had there may be a God.
你怎么想到这主意的？ What made you think of that?
很简单. It was easy.
你最棒了. You are the greatest.
今天是你生日， 所以你的任何愿望都能满足， It's your birthday today, so you get any wish you want.
任何愿望，能使你今天 过得特别有意义. Anything at all that would make your day special.
你最棒了，我配不上你. You are the greatest. I don't deserve you.
你太…… You're too...
太什么？ Too what?
你看我们开车经过， 我们想该过来看看你们. We were driving. We thought we'd stop in to see you.
进来！快进来！ Come in!
这是理查德，这是曲奇. This is Richard. This is Cookie.
你好，宝贝，我是你姑姑多丽丝， 你一定不记得我了. I'm your Aunt Doris. You won't remember me.
还想得起来你伯特姑父吗？ Remember your Uncle Burt?
你有阵子没见到他了， You haven't seen him in awhile.
已经有很长时间了. It's been a long while.
你想不想吃点什么东西呢？ 比如曲奇之类的？ Would you like a cookie or something like that?
到厨房这儿来. Come in the kitchen here.
我想上一下洗手间， 厕所在哪儿，亲爱的？ I got to go to the bathroom. Where's the john?
噢，洗手间，是的，你一直往那儿走. The bathroom. You just go right through there.
- 那边吗？ - 对. - Over there? - Yeah.
你看，我想我们该进来拜访一下. So, I thought we'd drop in.
天呐，我从没想过你会过来. You're the last person I ever expected to see.
别这么说，多丽丝. Don't say that, Doris.
- 曲奇是干什么的？ - 曲奇是保姆. - And what's with Cookie? - Cookie's the nanny.
保姆？你从哪儿雇的她， 从职介所还是按摩厅？ Where did you get her from, an agency or a massage parlor?
噢，天哪，她是个不错的女孩. 你又拿我开…… She's sweet. What are you picking on...
还是和荡妇、妓女、野货们混在一起. Still with the sexpots, the tramps, the vilda chayes.
噢…她拿了博士学位的，这女孩. She's got a Ph.D.
是吗？我不知道她的笔头成绩怎么样， 但我确信，她的口头考试拿的是“特优”. I don't know how she did on her written, but I'm sure she got an A-plus on her oral.
嘿，你饶了我吧！行吗？ 我…我驱车往北去， Give me a break! I drive upstate,
我花时间来拜访，向你们问声好. I take the time to drop in to say hello.
你能相信他们要在阿黛尔 授我荣誉吗？我不敢相信. Can you believe they're honoring me at Adair? I can't believe it.
我才不在乎那个呢， 不过让希利看看，我想倒是很不错. Not that I care, but it's great for Hilly to see me.
上次我看到他时，他才六岁. The last time I saw him, he was six years old.
是啊，你看你好像也没联系过我啊. You don't exactly contact me, either.
是啊，我知道你怎么看我. I know what you think of me.
噢，拜托，多丽丝，别又来了. Please, Doris, don't start in.
怎么？我说错了吗？ 都在你书里面写着呢—— Am I wrong? It's all over your book.
“犹太人”、“过于犹太人”、 “专业犹太人”. "Jewish," "too Jewish," "professionally Jewish."
当然你把这些特征都赋予了你前妻琼， 可是你用的却是我的生活细节， You attributed it all to your ex-wife Joan, but you gave her the details of my life,
因为你就是想轻蔑地 将她描绘成那样. because you wanted to depict her with contempt.
- 噢，我不知道你在说什么. - 哦，你不知道我在说什么吗？ - I don't know what you're talking about. - You don't know what am I talking about?
你把你前妻描绘成了一个可怕的人. You made a picture of your ex as a horror.
为了使她的形象令人反感、叫人反胃， 你用了一些她的素材. In order to make that picture unsympathetic, you used some of her.
可总的来说，总体来说， 你把我对信仰的虔诚，作了漫画般的讽刺. But mostly, you caricatured my religious dedication.
因为我的回归本源， 一直让你感到恼火. Because it always enraged you that I returned to my roots.
什么本源？ 从前你是个出色、可爱的孩子. What roots? You were a wonderful, sweet kid.
你知道，我小时候一直很喜欢你. You got me through my childhood.
然…然后，你知道，你去了劳德代尔堡， Then you go to Fort Lauderdale,
你碰到了这样个盲信分子、这样个狂热分子. and you meet this fanatic, this zealot.
他…他往你脑子里灌满了迷信. He fills you full of superstition.
那叫传统. It's tradition.
所谓传统只是永久性的一种幻象而已. Tradition is the illusion of permanence.
你毫无价值观. 你整个一生… You have no values. Your whole life...
…只有虚无主义、犬儒主义、 讽刺挖苦、和高潮快感. it's nihilism, cynicism, sarcasm, and orgasm.
是啊，你知道，在法国，我可以 以此为口号参加竞选并赢得胜利. In France, I could run on that slogan and win.
我是犹太人，生来就是犹太人. 你想怎么样？因此而憎恨我？ I'm a Jew. I was born a Jew. Do you hate me because of that?
可要是我们的父母改变了信仰， And if our parents converted...
在你出生前一个月皈依了天主教， 那我们就成了天主教徒， to Catholicism a month before you were born, we'd be Catholics,
就是这么个结果. and that would be the end of it.
他…他们像属于不同的俱乐部， 他们互相排挤，所有那些人. They're clubs. They're exclusionary.
你知道，他…他们发明和壮大了 “异己”这个概念， They foster the concept of "the other",
你知道，这样你就清楚地知道应该去恨谁. so you know clearly who you should hate.
你能不能…够了！ That's enough!
我来问你个问题： 屠杀一个犹太人， Let me ask you a question: If a Jew gets massacred,
是否比屠杀一个非犹太人， 或一个黑人或波斯尼亚人， does that bother you more than if a Gentile gets hurt,
更使你难过呢？ or a black or a Bosnian?
是的，是的，是这样的. 我没法不难过，那是我们自己人. Yes, it does. I can't help it. It's my people.
所有人都应该是你的自己人. They're all your people.
你知道吗？伯特没看错你， 你是个自我憎恨的犹太人. Burt is right about you. You're a self-hating Jew.
嘿，也许我是恨我自己， 但那不是因为我是犹太族. I may hate myself, but not because I'm Jewish.
噢，他说他不是个自我憎恨的犹太人， He says he's not a self-hating Jew,
那你看看在他的小说里 他是怎么描写他们的. but look how he talks about them in his stories.
麦克斯和多丽·平克斯 结婚已经有三十年了， Max and Dolly Pincus were married for 30 years.
他们养育了两个孩子. They raised two children,
他们从不错过任何一个家庭婚礼 或男孩成人礼，他们总是热心的参与者. “唐纳德，愿力量与你同在” and there was never a family wedding or bar mitzvah where they were not generous participants.
麦克斯，你好吗？ Max, How are you?
尤索尔，恭喜你！ 拿着，这是给唐纳德的. Yossel, mazel tov! Here, for Donald.
谢谢！谢谢你，麦克斯. Thank you, Max.
多丽！ Dolly!
你现在私下里有时间吗，就一分钟？ You got a private minute?
当然，当然，反正我们要过几分钟才走. Sure. We're leaving anyhow in a few minutes.
我不知道是否该告诉你. I don't know if I should tell you.
什么？告诉我什么？ What? Tell me what?
你先告诉我，然后我会告诉你 你是否该告诉我. Tell me, and I will tell you if you should tell me.
- 我心里沉甸甸的. - 什么？出什么事了？ - My heart is heavy. - What happened?
不会是你丈夫菲尔 出了什么可怕的事吧，是吗？ Nothing terrible happened to your husband Phil, did it?
- 噢，别这么说！ - 他已经去世这么多年了. - Oh, please! - He's been dead for so many years.
是这样，当我上个星期在佛罗里达时， When I was in Florida last week,
我碰到个人， I ran into a man,
他从一个人那里听说 那人认识一个人，他…… who heard from someone who knew someone who...
简而言之， Anyway,
麦克斯的过去，似乎有一些秘密. it seems Max has some secret from his past.
麦克斯？你是说我的麦克斯？ You're talking about my Max?
- 是的，一个黑色的秘密. - 什么样的黑色的秘密？ - A dark secret. - What kind of a dark secret?
黑色！ Dark!
什么？你的黑色是什么意思？ What is by you dark?
我不知道. I don't know.
什么样的黑色秘密啊？ 我们都已经结婚三十年了啊. What kind of dark secret? We've been married for 30 years.
你是他的第一个妻子吗？ You're his first wife?
当然我是他的第一个妻子. Sure I'm his first wife.
- 在我之前，他工作在…… - 好吧，好吧.好的. - Before me, he worked for... - Okey, all right.
怎么？ What?
怎么？你听到什么不同的说法吗？ You heard something different?
我只听说他有个黑色的秘密， 我也不知道那是什么. I heard only a dark secret. Do I know what?
谁告诉你的？ Who told you?
沃尔夫·费施拜恩. Wolf Fishbein.
你自己小心，多丽. Be careful, Dolly.
我只想说这么多. That's all I want to say.
多丽试着想 不去理会埃尔希说的话， Dolly tried putting Elsie's words out of her mind,
但是麦克斯的黑色秘密 令她寝食难安. but Max's dark secret plagued her.
然后有一天， 她遇见了沃尔夫·费施拜恩， Then one day, she ran into Wolf Fishbein,
于是真相就暴露了出来. and the truth was revealed.
深呼吸，努力深呼吸. Try to breathe deeply.
你说得对，埃尔希，你说得对. Elsie, you were right.
费施拜恩告诉了我他的事. Fishbein told me a tale.
麦克斯，在遇见我之前， 住在佛罗里达. Max, before I met him, he lived in Florida.
他开了家小店——小杂货店. He had a store--groceries.
他结过婚. He was married.
- 他结了婚， - 现在你知道了！ - He was married... - Now it comes out!
有个老婆… To a woman...
…和两个孩子. with two children.
麦克斯还有另外的孩子？ Max had other children?
不，是那女人的孩子， No. The woman's children,
和她前夫生的. from a prior marriage.
他发生了一段婚外情， He began an affair...
和他楼下的邻居，一个寡妇. with the downstairs neighbor, a widow.
也许他那时头发还都在吧. He probably had all his hair then.
与此同时，他开始负债， Meanwhile, he got into debt,
债台越筑越高. deeper and deeper.
一边还和那个邻居胡混. And then carry on with the neighbor.
唉，我的心脏，我的心脏. Oy, my heart.
所以，他无法使自己摆脱困境. He can't get himself out of a predicament.
你猜他怎么做？ So what does he do?
你来告诉我，他去偷钱啦？ He stole money.
要是那样倒好了！ I should be so lucky!
他杀了他妻子！ He killed his wife!
不会吧！ No!
这个男人买了一把斧子， The man purchased an ax.
用斧子杀人？ With an ax?
你了解麦克斯，他使不好工具. You know Max. He's nothing with tools.
他甚至连一幅画都挂不好. He can't even hang a picture.
我要死了！ I'm dropping dead!
还有她的孩子，埃尔希！ Plus her children!
还有那邻居！ Plus a neighbor!
四条人命， Four.
他用一把斧子 在一个晚上杀了四个人. Four people he killed one night with an ax.
你的麦克斯？ Your Max?
- 这还不是最后的高潮. - 还有更厉害的？ - And this is not the capper. - There's more?
更厉害的！ More!
什么更厉害的？ What more?
他吃了他们. He ate them.
什么，你不是在说胡话吧？ What, are you talking crazy?
埃尔希，他吞食了他们. He devoured them.
我透不过气来， 这些事朝我扑面而来. I can't breathe. Everything is closing in.
不管你想怎么样， Whatever you do,
先听听麦克斯会怎么说. first hear Max's side.
麦克斯会怎么说？ Max has a side?
他杀了他一家并吃掉了他们. He kills his family and eats them up.
这样的人还有什么说法吗？ The man has a side?
过去三十年他一直是个好丈夫， 是个慈爱的父亲. He was a good husband and a loving father for 30 years.
你们有个已经在念大学的女儿， You have a daughter who went to college.
你们有个成了作家的儿子. You have a son who's a writer.
也许最佳的行动方案就是 让睡着的狗继续躺着吧. Maybe the best course of action is to let sleeping dogs lie.
亲爱的，麻烦你把酸奶油递给我好吗？ Honey, would you pass the sour cream?
你别扔东西啊. You haven't touched a thing.
天气很好！ Nice weather!
还好吧. It's okay.
不只是“还好”，天气很好！ It's not just okay. It's nice!
好吧，好吧.什么事让你火气这么大？ All right, all right. What are you getting so steamed up about?
那什么事又让你成了气象专家啦？ What makes you such an authority on the weather?
我？ Me?
- 我只是说…… - 我知道，我知道，我知道你说什么. - All I said was... - I know, I know. I know what you said.
鱼味道很好. The fish is delicious.
你是不是更想吃肉啊？ Wouldn't you rather have meat?
- 我什么时候吃过肉啊？ - 嗯…哼. - Since when do I eat meat? - Mm-hmm.
以我的心血管， 我得多注意那些胆固醇. With my arteries, you gotta watch out for cholesterol.
- 啊哈. - 你“啊哈”“啊哈”的什么意思啊？ - Uh-huh. - What is the "uh-huh"?
我是说，你最近很容易上火. I mean, you've been very touchy lately.
你少来盘问我， Don't interrogate me,
麦克斯·平契克先生！ Mr. Max Pinchick!
你打哪儿听说这个名字的？ Where did you hear that name?
你有没有用把斧子， 杀了你第一个老婆？ Did you kill your first wife with an ax?
我头痛. I got a headache.
你有没有劈了她？ 还有你的情妇？ Did you chop her up? Along with your mistress?
好吧. Okay.
如果我告诉你我为什么这么做， 你是不是答应不再纠缠我了？ If I tell you why I did it, do you promise not to nudge me?
沃尔夫·费施拜恩说， 为了掩藏尸体， Wolf Fishbein said, in order to hide the bodies,
你吃了他们！ you ate them!
这又有什么大不了的嘛？ So, what are you making a fuss?
有的人掩埋，有的人火化， Some bury, some burn,
我吃了而已！ I ate!
够了！我记得 《麦克斯·平克斯的黑色秘密》. Enough! I remember "Max Pincus's Dark Secret".
真是个可耻的故事.你不觉得 你对我们父母的看法很病态吗？ That is a disgraceful story. You don't see your sick view of our parents?
那是我很年轻的时候写的. I wrote it when I was younger.
这是你系列反犹作品的第一部. The first of a number of anti-Semitic pieces of work.
这下他来了， 直接从“哭墙”过来的吧. Here he is, direct from the Wailing Wall.
既无礼又可耻. Disrespectful, shameful.
难道犹太人所遭受的苦难还不够多吗？ The Jews haven't suffered enough,
还需要这个人把我们描绘成 嗜杀成性、食人生番的恶魔吗？ without being depicted by him as homicidal cannibals.
他根本没有精神支柱，他把他的一切 都押在了物质和烂逼上了. He has no spiritual center. He's betting everything on physics and pussy!
原谅我的用词. Excuse the expression.
是啊，等他得了癌症， Wait till he gets cancer.
他就会变成头戴圆顶小帽、第一个跑去 犹太教堂、坐在最前排的那个人了. He'll be the first one in synagogue in the front row in a yarmulke.
为什么我会得癌症啊？ 我经常吃花椰菜，我做所有…… Why should I get cancer? I eat broccoli.
你究竟关不关心大屠杀？ 还是你认为那压根就没发生过？ You care even about the holocaust? Or do you think it never happened?
我不仅知道我们失去了 六百万条生命， Not only do I know that we lost six million,
而且我也清楚，可怕的是 记录就是被用来打破的，你知道. but the scary thing is that records are made to be broken.
我是说，我知道外面世界怎么回事. 你们…你们了解吗？ I know what's out there. Do you have any idea?
他创造出了令人生厌的犹太人的典型， 就像《攻击者》【纳粹周报】做的那样. He creates offensive Jewish stereotypes, like in "Der Stuermer".
没错.麦克斯就是爸爸的翻版， 一个你憎恨的人， Max is a version of Daddy, a man you hated,
一个你认为犯了罪的人， 一个可怕的父亲. a man you think was guilty of being a terrible parent.
可他确实是个可怕的父亲. He was a terrible parent.
谢谢你的顺道来访. Thank you for dropping by.
请你再过四年再来吧. Please come again in another four years.
嘿，你们看，如果不是每一群人 都认为他们有和上帝通话的热线， Look, wouldn't it be a better world if not every group...
这个世界会不会更加美好一些？ thought they had a direct line to God?
他认为我就是个犹太偏执狂. He thinks I'm all Jewish paranoia.
不，我不认为你是个偏执狂， 我认为你是偏执狂的对立面. No, I don't think you're paranoid. I think you're the opposite of a paranoid.
我认为你带着荒唐的错觉而活着， 以为人人都喜欢你. You go around with the insane delusion that people like you.
- 怎么回事？ - 你个狗娘养的！ - What's the matter? - You son of a bitch!
出什么事了？ What's wrong?
你个有病的、讨厌的、恶心的、 You sick, sick, sick,
变态的狗杂种！ sick fucking bastard!
到底出什么事了？ What's wrong?
出什么事了？出什么事了？ 你说出什么事了？ What's wrong? What do you think is wrong?
你没有和我的一个病人 插上一小腿吗？哈？ You've been having an affair with one of my patients.
和谁啊？你在说什么……？ Who?
别装作你不知道我在说什么！ 你很清楚我在说什么！ Don't act like you don't know what I'm talking about!
- 琼…… - 你住嘴！ - Joan... - Don't speak!
我才和她谈过. 她告诉了我所有的事. I just talked to her. She told me the whole thing.
- 谁啊？到底是谁嘛？ - 谁？谁！谁！ - Who? Who? - Who? Who! Who!
波拉克夫人，艾米·波拉克. Mrs. Pollack. Amy Pollack.
- 我…我能向你解释一下吗？ - 你认识艾米·波拉克吗？ - Can I explain something? - You know Amy Pollack?
不，你什么都不用解释. 你个该死的小混蛋！ No. You cannot explain anything. You little fucking asshole!
你能冷静一下吗？ Will you calm down?
别他妈跟我说什么冷静一下！ Don't you tell me to calm down!
你怎么回事啊？ 怎么那么歇斯底里…… What's wrong with you?
我怎么回事？ What is wrong?
我给这女人治疗，完了她出门， I treat this woman and she exits,
你…你就认识了她，你就日了她！ and you meet her and you fuck her!
假如我告诉你我日艾米·波拉克 其实象征着一种… Supposing I told you that my fucking Amy Pollack...
…掩饰起来的恳求， 恳求与你更加亲近，你会怎么说？ was a disguised plea for more closeness with you?
噢，天哪，那我会说你真精神有病！ Then I'd say you are a mental case!
- 就像你对你第一个妻子那样. - 你疯了. - This is you with your first wife. - You're crazy.
你口口声声说你多么爱她， 你多么离不开她， You were claiming you loved her, you couldn't live without her,
可一转身，你搞的风流韵事… all the while you're having...
- …一个接着一个. - 我第一个妻子，我告诉过你， - affair after affair. - My first wife, I told you,
有天晚上我和她一起躺在床上， 我忽然对她提不起性趣来了. I was laying in bed with her one night. I turned off her.
因为光线打在她脸上的样子， Because the way the light struck her,
突然给我的感觉她怎么那么像 马克斯·施迈林【德国拳王】. suddenly she looked to me like Max Schmeling.
你想让我怎么说？ What do you want me to say?
并不是说她不是个漂亮的姑娘，可她看起来 太像马克斯·施迈林了，我实在硬不起来. Not that she wasn't pretty, but she looked like Schmeling. I couldn't get an erection.
你少他妈给我兜圈子了！ 尽是扯淡，你明白我意思吗？ Stop this tap-dancing! This is bullshit, understand me?
不是扯淡.可是你的情况完全不同， 是你对我没了性趣！ It's not bullshit. With you it's a different story. You turned off me!
自从希利出生后， 你就变成这样了. That's what happened ever since Hilly was born.
你才是那个…我们只有精神生活， 就像是哥哥和妹妹. You're the one... We've been living like brother and sister. It's been platonic.
别和我玩“指责受害者”的游戏！ Don't you try to play "blame the victim"!
你这叫什么话啊？我也…… What are you talking about?
嘿，我一点也没比你少受害啊！ I'm as much a victim as you!
你…你以为对我来说，让一个… You think that getting a blow job...
…大胸脯的26岁的姑娘 给我做口活是一件美事吗？ from a big-bosomed 26-year-old is a pleasurable thing for me?
噢，你让我恶心！ 我不能相信你会做出这样的事！ You're making me sick! I can't believe this is happening!
- 你反应过度了. - 我没反应过度！ - You're overreacting. - I'm not overreacting!
你们俩…你是不是想告诉我说， 过去四个月里每星期… Are you trying to tell me that every week for the last four months,
…你都和她去旅馆开房？ you've been with her in the hotel?
噢，那也太疯狂了. 我没有…不，当然没有！ Oh, that's so crazy. No, of course not!
你知道，我…我们…我租了间公寓. I rented an apartment.
- 噢，我要杀了你！ - 你…你这是…… - I'm gonna kill you! - You're getting...
你…你好，医生. 对…对不起，我来晚了. Hello, doctor. I'm sorry I'm late.
法博先生. Mr. Farber.
把外套脱了，到里面来. Take off your coat. Come in.
我晚上…我晚上睡不着觉， I've been losing sleep at night.
我夜里合不上眼.我…… I can't shut my eyes at night.
我考虑应该辞掉我的工作， 可是我鼓不起勇气这么做. I think I should quit my job, but I can't bring myself to do it.
也许是因为我姐夫对我很好. Maybe because my brother-in-law treats me kindly.
可是为他工作，从感情上 给我造成了很大的伤害. But working for him is taking its toll on me emotionally.
能原谅我失陪一下吗，法博先生？ Could you excuse me, Mr. Farber?
什么？ What?
你个该死的畜牲！ You fucked-up fuck!
我他妈不敢相信你干出这样的事！ 你个该死的混蛋！ I can't believe you fucking did this! You fucking asshole!
你操了我病人？ 哈里，你不能操其他人的病人！ You fucked my patient? Harry, you don't fuck somebody's patient!
我操你妈！ Fuck you!
- 请继续，法博先生. - 好的. - Continue, Mr. Farber. - Yeah.
我…… I...
想不起说到哪儿了？ 你说…你说你想辞掉你的工作. You lost your thread? You were talking about quitting your job.
噢，是的. Oh, right.
你知道，是啊…是这样， 我和我妻子商量了一下. I discussed it with my wife.
尽管表面上看她好像 很支持我的样子， While she seems on the surface to be supportive
可我知道她还是希望我继续做. I know she'd rather I stay on.
她崇拜戈登. She idolizes Gordon.
我是说，不然的话，她也不会 成天和他呆在一起了. I mean, all the time that's all she does is spend time with him anyway.
你看，原谅我再失陪一下好么？ 就一秒钟，法博先生. Listen, could you excuse me just one more second, Mr. Farber?
还来？ Again?
你尽管继续，我可以通过过道 听到你说的.大声点！ Just continue. I can hear you from the hallway. Loudly!
我想让你从这里搬出去. I want you to get out of here.
我想让你收拾好 你他妈的所有东西， I want you to get all your goddamn stuff together,
我想让你从这里滚出去. and I want you to get out of here.
你知道，我无法理解， 为何世上最练达的女人， You know, I cannot understand why the most sophisticated of women...
却分辨不出… can't tell the difference between...
…一段毫无意义的、纵情一时的、 激情洋溢的性关系， a meaningless, hot, passionate sexual affair,
与一桩美好的、坚实的、祥和的 平淡婚姻之间的区别. and a nice, solid, tranquil, routine marriage.
告诉我，哈里，你跟我说实话， 就她一个人呢，还是有别的什么人？ Harry, just tell me something. Was she the only one, or were there others?
没有了.艾米·波拉克是唯一的一个. 要是我撒谎，就让上帝劈死我好了. No, Amy Pollack was the only one. May God strike me dead if I'm lying.
你是个无神论者，哈里！ You're an atheist, Harry!
是的.嘿，我们在宇宙中孤独一支， 这你也该怪我吗？ We're alone in the universe. Gonna blame that on me, too?
- 噢，你又给我兜圈子！ - 别这样！ - Stop that tap-dancing! - Stop that!
你看，是你先对我没有性趣的. You know, you turned off me first.
噢，拜托！ Oh, please!
不，是我生的孩子. 你知道，在女人生孩子时， No. I gave birth. When women give birth...
有那么个阶段她们的荷尔蒙 可能会变得很紊乱. there is a time period when their hormones just sort of go crazy.
- 是的，可是…… - 但她们会平稳下来. - Yes, but... - But they settle.
好啊.所以说如果你的意思是 你还在平稳，那我接受. Okey. So if you're telling me that you're settling, I accept that.
那你接受？ You accept that?
噢，哈里，你真他妈是个混蛋！ Oh, Harry, you are so fucking nuts!
放轻松点！老天哪…… Take it easy!
如果你觉得婚姻不幸福， 你不该欺骗. Harry, if you're not happy in a marriage, you don't cheat.
居然和我的病人？ And with my patient?
哈里，那是一种神圣的信任， 我和病人之间. That is a sacred trust. My patient.
你要我怎么做啊？ 我还能见到谁啊？ What do you want? Who else do I meet?
我成天在这里，我在房间里工作， 我们有了小孩， I'm here, I'm working in the room, we have the baby,
你总是在那儿看病， 我们从没社交活动. you're out there practicing, we never socialize.
这么说你现在责怪起我来了， So now you're blaming me,
因为你我外出得不够多， 你没机会… because I don't go out with you enough places,
…认识陌生人让你操？！ where you can meet strangers to fuck?!
你看…… Look...
我只是想向你解释一下， I was merely explaining to you...
为什么我别无选择地… why my choice, of necessity,
- …被困在你的诊所里. - 噢，天哪. - is confined to your practice. - Oh, God.
在和你结婚前， 我就知道你精神上有病， I knew you were mentally ill before I married you.
可是我想，怎么说我也是个受过 专业训练的医生，我可以帮助你. But I thought because I was a trained professional that I could help you.
嘿，得了吧.别…… Hey, come on. Don't...
别太把自个儿当成个 心理治疗专家了. The last thing you wanna do is get down on yourself as a therapist.
噢，天哪！ Oh, God!
我要你带上你的破烂玩意儿， 我要你拿上你他妈的破衣服， I want you to get your shit and get your goddamn clothes,
我要你他妈的给我 从这里滚出去！ and I want you to get the fuck out of here!
你是我这一辈子见到过的、 最他妈的… You are the most fucking irresponsible person...
…没有责任感的家伙！ I've ever seen in my entire life!
你给我滚！ And get out!
继续，法博先生. Continue, Mr. Farber.
医生…… Doctor...
我是说今晚，我操你妈个逼！ And I mean tonight, motherfucker!
爸，我的百事可乐！ Dad, my Pepsi!
这么说为了报复你的前妻和你妹妹， 所以我就诞生了？ So you got even with your ex-wife and with your sister, and I was born?
诞生？你什么意思啊？ Born? What are you talking about?
诞生于你笔尖， 诞生于你那丰富的想象力. From your pen. From your fertile imagination.
我是说，你想象出来的. And I mean, imagination.
嘿，我可没想着要报复琼. I wasn't trying to get even with Joan.
噢，你把我塑造成了这样一个 泼妇加犹太人的混合形象， You created me as the shrewish, Jewish hybrid...
跟她的另一个病人跑了， who goes off with another patient,
一个从特拉维夫来的正统的离婚者. an orthodox divorcee from Tel Aviv.
可我妹妹根本不应该嫁给伯特. 你知道，那家伙把她变成了个宗教狂热分子. My sister never should have married Burt. This guy's turned her into a zealot.
可她爱你.以前你父亲虐待你 又不是她的错. She loves you. It wasn't her fault your father persecuted you.
她以前很好， 直到她后来和他在一起了—— She was fine till she wound up with him--
和那个右翼的强硬派结了婚. this right-wing hawk that she's married.
瞧你说的.这么说她自己选定丈夫 令你大失所望了？ Listen to him. So she disappointed you in her choice of husbands?
那还是去你的吧！她爱伯特. Well, fuck you! She loves Burt.
她是个很不错的孩子， 她对物理很有天赋. She was a wonderful kid. She had a flair for physics.
可一夜之间，突然她就变正统了. Suddenly overnight, she's kosher.
但她仍然爱你， She loves you still...
尽管你那么明显地表现出了 对她的生活的不屑一顾. despite your obvious condescension towards her life.
她仍然爱我？ Does she love me?
你想听听当你不在的时候， 她是如何说你的吗？ Would you like to hear what she says about you?
他没那么坏，伯特. 他以前真的是个很好的哥哥. He's not so bad, Burt. He really was a very good brother.
只是我父亲由于他妻子之死， 确实没原谅他. Just my father never forgave him when his wife died.
那家伙根本不是个犹太人， 他不是个犹太人.就这么回事！ The man is not a Jewish man. that's all!
好吧！ All right!
可怜的哈里，他总是感到困惑茫然. Poor Harry. He was always lost.
你知道，他只是永远也接受不了 这样的事实——有些事情是未可知的. He could just never accept the fact that there are things you can't know.
那人做不到按信仰行事. The man is incapable of an act of faith.
好吧.对此，我可怜他. For that, I pity him.
你知道，我很想能再拥抱他一下， 就像我们是孩子时那样. I would like to hug him again like when we were kids.
那时每当我苦恼时， 他真的给过我很大的安慰. And if I was upset, he was a real comfort to me.
我们之间怎么了？ What happens to us?
- 多丽丝…… - 她听不见你说的. - Doris... - She can't hear you.
至于说到琼…… And as for Joan...
琼？琼…琼恨我. Joan? Joan hates me.
她不该恨吗？ Well, shouldn't she?
她为什么要恨我？ 因为我对她不忠？ Why should she hate me, because I was unfaithful to her?
不，因为她抓住你的时候， 你不像个男人. No, because when she caught you, you weren't a man.
你变成了那个…那个满口胡言乱语、 You turned into this double-talking,
插科打诨、支吾搪塞的骗子. wise-cracking, tap-dancing liar.
可是如果她没有那么怒气冲冲的话， 你知道，也许我们可以做点弥补. If she had not become so enraged, maybe we could've patched things up.
听听着家伙说的！混淆…… Listen to this guy! Deluded...
也许在希利出生之后， 你们俩的性生活是有点减少， Maybe it had tapered a bit after Hilly was born,
可你们还是很有规律地过着的. but you two had sex pretty regularly.
我…我也不知道为什么 我会和那个病人搞在一起. I have no idea why I took up with that patient.
她很容易上手，她也很可爱，你知道. She was available, she was adorable.
而我的婚姻正日趋平淡. And my marriage was droning on.
你所说的“日趋平淡”， 正是大多数人说的“过日子就那样”. What you call "droning on," most people call "working."
好吧，如果过日子就那样， 那么婚姻对我不适合. If that's working, then marriage is not for me.
是啊，的确不是对每一个人都适合. Well, it's not for everyone.
可是…你知道，不然我又感到孤独. But then I get lonely.
嘿，你让我怎么说呢？ Hey, what do you want me to say?
你知道，她给了我希利， 为此，我会…我会永远感激她. She gave me Hilly, and for that I'm eternally grateful,
因为我非常爱他. 'cause I love him so much.
这里面的东西随便你挑一个. You can have any one you want here.
我能要两个吗？ Can I get two?
你可以要两个.这样好了， 你可以随便挑三件礼物. You can get two. Tell you what, you get any three presents.
你在店里转一圈，随便选三件 你想要的礼物.这样行吗？ Go through the store and pick any three presents, okey?
- 这样你满意吗？ - 好. - Would that satisfy you? - Yeah.
- 看看我找到了什么. - 嘿！ - Look what I found. - Hey!
这个很酷吧？ Isn't that cool?
这是你一直想要的化学套装. 你瞧这个，真太好了！ This is the chemistry set you always wanted. Look at that. It's perfect!
不，不，先别打开.让我先去付钱，行吗？ 这样我不会有…… No, no. Don't open it yet. Let me buy it first, okey? So I don't get into...
- 哈里！你怎么样？ - 嘿，拉里！你怎么也在这儿？ - Harry! How you doing? - Larry! What are you doing here?
我来给我侄儿买个“超级战队”玩具. Buying my nephew a Power Ranger.
- 不敢相信，你什么时候回来的？ - 两天前吧，是啊. - When did you get back? - A couple of days ago.
嗨，菲伊，过来一下. 这是拉里，我跟你说过拉里. Hey, Fay. This is Larry. I told you about Larry.
- 噢，是的.很高兴认识你. - 老朋友、同事、伙伴. - Oh, yeah. It's nice to meet you. - Old friend, colleague, peer.
- 这么说你回来了，什么时候？两天…… - 呃…两天前，是的. - So you got back, when? - Two days ago.
我坐船从亚马逊河顺流而下. I took a boat down the Amazon.
- 真的吗？天哪，那一定很刺激啊. - 难忘的经历. - Really? God, that sounds exciting. - It was unbelievable.
是啊，如果你不担心疟疾 和痢疾的话.这家伙…… Yes, if you don't mind malaria and dysentery.
那儿的蝴蝶有鸽子那么大， 以前还从没见到过那样的东西. Butterflies the size of doves. Never seen anything like it before.
我倒是无所谓见没见过. 我不是很…… I can live without that, however.
非常令人吃惊. It was astounding.
嗯…嗯，听上去是的. It sounds it.
- 不敢相信，你是两天前回来的？ - 两天前. - So you got back two days ago? - Two days ago.
- 我们很久以前就认识了. - 很长时间了. - We go back a long way. - Long time.
- 我们那时就成了朋友…… - 是啊，我们俩一开始都希望成为卡夫卡， - We were friends... - We both started out wanting to be Kafka,
你比我更接近他一点了. You got slightly closer than I did.
是啊，我成了昆虫【《变形记》】，而他…… Yeah, I became the insect, and he...
我很兴奋，我没想到. I'm very excited. I'm amazed.
我们应该聚聚，我们应该…… We should go out.
好啊.听着，为什么你们不去 我在东汉普顿的家里度个周末呢？ Why don't you come to my house in East Hampton for a weekend?
- 一定很有意思的. - 噢，别太疯狂了. - It will be great fun. - Well, let's not get hysterical.
- 我…我很愿意去，一定很好玩. - 噢，那里风景很漂亮. - I'd love to. It would be fun. - Oh, it's beautiful out there.
不，不.你的裆下会粘满沙子， 身上会长虱子. It's sand in the crotch. It's ticks.
要想让这家伙离开他屋子…… To get this guy to leave his room...
- 他从没晒过日光浴. - 我知道. - He's never had a tan. - I know.
你知道，我一直很想学 戴呼吸管潜泳.我从没试过. I've always wanted to learn how to snorkel.
- 噢，那里正是好地方. - 戴呼吸管潜泳！他住的地方，有鲨鱼出没. - Oh, it's great there. - Snorkel! Where he lives, there are sharks.
你想潜泳？你看到过那些照片没？ 那些只剩下残肢断臂的家伙？ You see those photographs of guys with stumps for legs and arms?
- 我说谎了吗？ - 是的，你在说谎.那里很好玩的. - Am I lying? - Yes, you are. It's fabulous.
听着，我请你们俩吃饭去， 我们接着谈…… Let me take you to dinner. We'll talk.
- 不，我们请你吃饭.我们请他吃吧？ - 好吧. - No, We'll take you to dinner. - All right.
好啊，我很愿意告诉你们亚马逊的事， 因为那改变了我的生活. I'd love to tell you about the Amazon. It changed my life.
噢，我很愿意听你说. 天哪，听起来非常有意思. I'd love to hear it. It sounds amazing.
是的，我打算写一部小说， 我会跟你聊聊的.这…算了…… Gonna write a novel. I'll tell you about it.
我对亚马逊没什么兴趣. 你知道亚马逊是怎么回事吗？ I'm not into the Amazon. You know what the Amazon is?
亚马逊就是那些在小小的脑袋上 长着嘴巴被缝住了的动物. The Amazon is the tiny, little heads with the lips sewn together.
- 不，不…… - 你能想象他这个样子吗？ - No, no... - Can you picture him this way?
- 太好了，今晚我们就一起吃饭. - 好的，很好.- 太好了. - That's great. We'll go to dinner tonight. - Yeah, great. - That'd be great.
很好.我单身一人，没什么事， 我还有颗黑人的灵魂. Great. I'm single, available, with the soul of a black man.
嘿，我闻到了硫磺味. 你们闻到硫磺味了吗？ I smell sulfur. Do you smell sulfur?
希利，你把化学套装盒打开了吗？ Hilly, did you open the chemistry set?
嘿，快看！我们快到了. “阿黛尔大学，3英里” Hey, look! We're almost there.
希利，希利，快醒醒. Hilly. Hilly, wake up.
我们快到…希利，醒醒. 我们快到大学了. We're almost... Hilly, wake up. We're almost at the university.
你爸我就要去接受荣誉了， 你知道，不管我当时的课学得怎么样. Your dad's gonna be honored. Limited as my curriculum was.
- 理查德，我们到了，还有五分钟. - 嘿，亲爱的，醒醒.我们要…… - Richard, we're there. 5 minutes. - Hey, honey. Wake up.
呃…哦，好像不对劲. Something's wrong.
怎么回事？ What's the matter?
我不知道，我想他没在呼吸！ I don't think he's breathing!
他死了！他死了！ He's dead! He's dead!
什么？！ What?!
我简直不敢相信！ 昨天我还和他一起在医生那里， I can't believe this! I was at the doctor's with him yesterday.
他们说他的心脏没问题. They said his heart was fine.
吓死我了！ I'm scared!
噢，天…没什么好害怕的，希利. There's nothing to be scared of, Hilly.
我没事，爸爸. I'm fine, Dad.
还记得我告诉过你死亡是生命的 自然的一部分吗？你不得不拥抱它们两个. Remember I told you death is a natural part of life? You have to embrace them both.
这下我们该怎么办？ What are we gonna do?
我不知道. 回…回到车里去.我们去…… I don't know. Get back in the car.
- 我们得先去那里. - 我才不坐到他旁边呢！不，没门！ - We gotta go up there. - I don't wanna sit next to him!
没事…… It's ok...
欢迎来到阿黛尔大学，先生. 我是威金斯教授. Welcome to Adair University. I'm Professor Wiggins.
我们希望你一路上都很愉快. We certainly hope you had a very pleasant trip here.
你要先休息一下吗？ 或者先吃点什么？ Would you like to rest up? Would you like some refreshments, perhaps?
- 他没事吧？ - 你好？ - Is he all right? - Hello?
他死了，亲爱的. 你们这儿有塑料袋子吗？ He's dead, honey. You got one of them rubber bags?
我们已经给遗体作了安排， We've made arrangements for the body...
会将他送回纽约城. to be delivered to New York City.
我想…我想事实上他没什么 很亲近的家庭成员. I don't think he has any immediate family, actually.
如果你希望的话， If you prefer,
我们可以取消仪式. we can call off the proceedings.
- 我想也许那样最好. - 不！ - I think that's the best idea. - No!
- 真的. - 不！ - I do. - No!
他会没事的. 他不应该白来一趟. He'll be all right. He's here for a purpose.
你知道，我要…… 我要看着他的…… You know, I'll... I'll see that...
他的…你知道， 看着他的葬礼结束之类的事情. that he's, you know... that the funeral comes off and all that.
我要看着他得到很好地… I'll see that he's buried...
…安葬. properly.
我理解. I understand.
可怜的理查德！ Poor Richard!
噢，天哪，那可怜的家伙！ Oh, Jesus. The poor guy!
曲奇！曲奇！ Cookie! Cookie!
曲奇，我挺不过去了， 我继续不下去了. I'm not gonna make it. I can't go on.
是的，要是你老是喝个不停， 一直吞药的话. Not if you keep drinking and popping those pills.
噢，天哪，我简直不敢相信. Oh, Jesus. I can't believe this.
我以前的学校想授予我荣誉， 而我却带着个妓女和死人出席. My old school wants to honor me. I show up with a hooker and a dead body.
放松点，别这样.你根本毫无理由 要把自己弄得这么紧张. Take it easy. You're getting yourself all wound up about nothing.
- 曲奇，你看我！ - 什么？ - Cookie, look at me! - What?
你看！你看！我变模糊了！ Look! Look! I'm out of focus!
什么啊，我看你没事.我是说 你脸色有点苍白，但是你没…… You look a little pale, but you're all right.
我变模糊了，我模棱两可了！ I'm out of focus. I'm soft!
你最好镇静下来. 他们随时就会过来.嘘…安静…… You better calm down. They'll be here any minute.
不，不.这太丢人了. 他们要授我荣誉，可我却成了模糊一团. No, no. It's so humiliating. They're gonna honor me and I'm a blob.
你没事，你看上去很好.别担心. You look fine. Don't worry.
我去不了…如果我坐在讲台上， 他们在下面吃东西. I'll be sitting on the dais. They're eating.
他们看了会晕船的， 他们会呕吐的. They'll get seasick. They'll throw up.
握住我的手，握住我的手. 现在放松. Hold my hand. Hold my hand. Now relax.
你看你一路开车赶到这里， 就是为了让你儿子看到你接受荣誉， You drive all the way here so your son can see you honored,
可你这样的表现简直是瞎胡闹！ and you make a jackass out of yourself!
可是你没看见吗？ 我变成了一大坨糊糊！ But don't you see? I'm a huge blur!
你会没事的，坚持一下. 我来跟你谈谈，让你平静下来. You're gonna be all right. I'm gonna talk you down.
我见过各种各样毒品用过量的家伙， 海洛因、搖腳丸、可卡因，随你说好了. I've seen all kinds of guys O.D. Heroin, acid, crack. You name it.
我又没用那些玩艺儿. 我什么都没用. I didn't take any of that stuff. I have nothing.
是的，可你还是药片吞个不停. Yeah, but you're a pill-popper.
不，不是因为这个，曲奇. That's not what it is, Cookie.
是因为我，我受够了我自己. It's me. I'm OD'ing on myself.
- 因为我就是一坨狗屎. - 行了，喝点黑咖啡吧. - It's that I'm a shit. - Have some black coffee.
我不想喝什么咖啡， 我不想喝任何东西.我就是狗屎！ I don't want any coffee. I don't want anything. I'm a shit!
跟我说点什么吧. Talk to me about something.
你喜欢运动吗？ You like sports?
运动？喜欢.我曾经…曾经是个投手. Sports? Yeah. I was a pitcher.
当…当一个家伙挤在本垒时， 我通常瞄着他的头击球. When a guy crowded the plate, I used to throw at his head,
因为我是这个世界上最烂的烂人. 问题出在这里. 'cause I'm the worst person in the world.
- 亲爱的，我见过…我见过更烂的. - 谁？谁会比我更烂？ - Honey, I've seen worse. - Who's worse than me?
希特勒！ Hitler!
好吧，也许希特勒比我烂， All right. Maybe Hitler.
也许希特勒、戈林、戈培尔都比我烂， 可我排第四，紧跟着他们. Maybe Hitler, Goering, and Goebbels, but I'm fourth, right behind them.
好了，过来.握住我的手，握住我的手. Come on. Hold my hand.
- 你能感觉到我的手吗？ - 是的，很温暖. - Can you feel my hand? - Yes, it's warm.
瞧见没有？你只是有点抓狂. 你不是什么模糊一团. See? It's just panic. You're not a blob.
- 我知道，我会好起来的. - 好了. - I know. I'm gonna get over this. - Come on.
我突然就抓狂了. 我经常会抓狂. I'm having a panic attack. I have these attacks.
你喜欢什么运动？ What sports do you like?
我不知道.我都喜欢. 我喜欢棒球，我喜欢篮球. I like them all. I like baseball. I like basketball.
我曾和一个女的结过婚，曲奇， 她…她看上去像马克斯·施迈林. I was married to a woman, Cookie, who... she looked like Max Schmeling.
不，我没开玩笑.她…她…… No, I'm not joking.
呃…哦.好吧，他们来了. All right, it's time.
曲奇，我…要是没有你， 我肯定熬不过这一切.我说真的. I can't get through this without you. I mean it.
别担心了，别担心. Don't worry about it. Don't worry.
- 要是你今天没跟我一起来…… - 别担心了，起来吧. - If you didn't come with me today... - Don't worry about it. Come on.
打起精神！ Straighten up!
我得打上领带， 我得把我的领带打上. I gotta get a tie. I gotta get my tie.
好了，准备好. All right. Let's go.
你将在阿黛尔英名永驻， 你已经准备好了吗？ Are you ready to be immortalized by Adair?
我讲授你的书. 他们是我的一些文学学生. I teach your books. These are some of my literature students.
- 是吗？ - 是的. - Yes? - Yes.
我们都了解你的所有作品，你的所有人物， 即使是那些很不起眼的角色. We all know all your work, your characters, even the obscure ones.
…不，不.阅读好作品 是一种创造性的行为. Good reading is a creative act.
那么你现在正在写什么东西没有？ So are you working on anything now?
我是说我们能够指望 让我们全身心投入进去的东西？ Something we can look forward to sinking our teeth into?
实际上我正写了一半， I'm in the midst of writing...
有关于魔鬼的，他上来绑架走了 一个男人的真爱， a thing on the devil who comes and kidnaps a man's one true love,
将她带入了地狱， 他要去地狱把她找回来. and takes her down to hell, and he goes to retrieve her.
你知道，既然那是地狱，我可以 利用下优势，把许多成年老账清算一下. Since it's hell, I'm able to settle a lot of old scores.
是啊.那人是个什么样的人呢？ What's the man like?
那人是我，稍稍改头换面了一下. It's me, thinly disguised.
实际上，我…我甚至没打算 想要在里面改头换面. In fact, I don't even think I should disguise it anymore.
那就是…你知道，那就是我. It's, you know, it's me.
第五层： Floor five:
地铁抢劫犯、攻击型乞丐、 和书评家. subway muggers, aggressive panhandlers, and book critics.
第六层： Floor six:
右翼极端分子、系列杀人狂魔、 在电视上露面的律师. right-wing extremists, serial killers, lawyers who appear on television.
第七层： Floor seven:
媒体人. the media.
抱歉，这层已经全满了. Sorry, that floor is all filled up.
第八层： Floor eight:
潜逃的战争罪犯、 电视福音传道者、和全美步枪协会. escaped war criminals, TV evangelists, and the NRA.
最底层： Lowest level:
人人都下. everybody off.
你做了什么？ What did you do?
我发明了铝合金墙板. I invented aluminum siding.
哈里！ Harry!
爸爸！ Dad!
快把我从这里弄出去！ 这里太可怕了！ Get me out of here! This is terrible!
你知道我从来就受不了炎热天气. You know how I could never stand hot weather.
这人为什么在这里？ What is this man doing here?
他被判遭受永恒的苦难. He's condemned to eternal suffering.
哈里，帮帮我！ Harry, help me!
我不明白，怎么…？ 我要求知道他的罪名是什么. I don't understand. I demand to know the charges.
“他不公正地对待他的儿子， "He behaved unconscionably toward his son,
“仅仅由于出生， 就指控孩子犯下了弥天大罪.” "accused the boy of committing a capital crime merely by being born."
他们告诉我，你妻子死于生产. Your wife, they told me, is dead.
而你儿子，他活了下来. But your son, he's thriving.
为什么他挣扎着不想出生呢？ Why did he fight not to be born?
嘿，你听着，我原谅了他. Look, I forgive him.
你知道，我…过去的都已经过去了. What's over is over.
那些…这些都已经了结了. 让他到天堂去吧，求你了！ It's finished. Let him go to heaven, please!
我是犹太人！ 我们才不信什么天堂呢. I'm a Jew! We don't believe in heaven.
- 那你想去哪儿？ - 去中国餐馆. - Where do you want to go? - To a Chinese restaurant.
带他去“福乐园”. 不管他做了什么，我仍然爱他. Take him to Joy Luck. I love him despite everything.
在找什么人吗？ Looking for someone?
我是来找菲伊的. I'm here to get Fay.
她不会跟你回去的. She's not coming with you.
你这什么意思？就因为你是这儿 整个阴曹地府的头头， What are you telling me? Because you're the head of this whole underworld,
你就可以随意绑架她 而不受到惩罚吗？ that you can just abduct her and get away with it?
我要绑架她回去. 你笑什么？ I'm going to kidnap her back. What are you laughing?
你胆敢拿你的力量与我的相比？ You dare to match your powers against mine?
- 你想知道原因吗？ - 是的，我想知道. - You wanna know why? - Yeah, I do.
对不起，原谅我发笑. I'm sorry. Forgive me for laughing.
为什么？ Why?
我…我比你更强大， 因为我比你罪孽深重. I'm more powerful than you because I'm a bigger sinner.
因为你只是个堕落的天使， Because you're a fallen angel,
而我…我却从来没相信过上帝， 或天堂，或诸如此类的东西. and I never believed in God or heaven or any of that stuff.
我只坚信，你知道， 夸克啊、粒子啊、黑洞啊等等. I'm strictly quarks and particles and black holes.
你知道，所有其他玩意儿 在我看来都是扯淡. All the other stuff is junk to me.
所以我…还有我干过可怕的事情. And also I do terrible things.
我…我欺骗了我所有的妻子， 她们没人应该受到如此对待. I've cheated on all my wives, and none of 'em deserved it.
我…我和婊子们睡觉， I sleep with whores,
我…我酗酒成性，我吞食药片， I drink too much, and I take pills,
我撒谎，我爱慕虚荣、胆小如鼠， and I lie, and I'm vain and cowardly,
- 还有…还有我有暴力倾向，你知道. - 暴力倾向？ - and prone to violence. - violence?
我有次几乎拿我的车 撞翻一个书评家， I once almost ran over a book critic with my car,
只是在最后一刻，车突然拐向了一边. but it swerved at the last second.
你有没有一次玩过两个女人？ You ever had two women at once?
一次玩俩？玩过，我确实玩过三陪. 我还可以告诉你更刺激的. Yes, I did have two women at once. And I'll tell you something else.
我才不在乎那是不是太过分了， 我来告诉你更刺激的. I didn't care that it was exploitive. And I'll tell you something else.
- 她们是姐妹. - 真的啊？ - They were sisters. - Really?
是的！绝对没骗你. 两个金发碧眼的白种女人姐妹. Yes! Absolutely. Two blond WASP sisters.
- 你不是在说谢尔曼双胞姐妹吧？ - 对，谢尔曼双胞姐妹，正是她们！你…… - Not the Sherman twins? - Yes, the Sherman twins. Exactly!
她们也在这儿. They're here.
- 谢尔曼双胞姐妹在这儿？ - 当然. - The Sherman twins are here? - Sure.
这太不可思议了！ 那么你认不认识桑德拉·派珀金呢？ Unbelievable! So, do you know Sandra Pepkin?
我认不认识桑德拉·派珀金？只知道 在哈达萨【妇女犹太组织】，她的口活最棒. Do I know Sandra Pepkin? Only the best blowjob in the Hadassah.
既然你也认识桑德拉·派珀金， So, if you know Sandra Pepkin,
我搞了她最好的朋友， 瘸子珀尔. I fucked her best friend, the cripple, Pearl.
- 哦，轮椅上的珀尔？ - 轮椅上的珀尔， 没错！ - Oh, Pearl in the wheelchair? - Pearl in the wheelchair. Exactly!
既然说到了残疾人， 那么你认不认识玛丽·泰勒？ Speaking of handicaps, do you know Marie Taylor?
噢，认识.不过我对玛丽·泰勒不感冒. 玛丽·泰勒有诵读困难症. Well, yes. But Marie Taylor I don't count. Marie Taylor is dyslexic.
你知道，她…她把“丹碧斯”往她鼻子里塞. She put her Tampax in her nose.
- 你有没有搞过盲人女孩？ - 没有，这我从没搞过.你呢？ - You ever fuck a blind girl? - No, that I never did. Did you?
噢，她们对你感激涕零. Oh, they're so grateful.
- 你想喝点什么吗？ - 你太损了. - Would you like a drink? - You're terrible.
呃…我能来点龙舌兰酒吗？ Could I get some tequila?
好的，当然.我的龙舌兰酒很不错. 你坐下吧，随意点好了. I've got great tequila. Sit down. Make yourself at home.
你要我把空调打开吗？ You want me to turn on the air conditioner?
- 你这里装了空调？ - 当然.那会破坏臭氧层. - You're air-conditioned here? - Sure. Fucks up the ozone layer.
噢…天，你看，在这下面我感到很惬意啊. I could be very comfortable down here.
我这么跟你说吧，哈里： 我很喜欢，我很喜欢这里. I'll tell you something, Harry: I love it. I love it here.
我不想到任何其他地方去. I wouldn't be anyplace else.
- 给你. - 谢谢. - Here you go. - Thank you.
在你那世界，有好多工作让我去做， 可是我为什么要受雇于人呢？ I've been offered a lot of jobs in your world, but why should I be an employee?
在这里，我是我自己的老板， 你知道，我自由自在. Here, I'm my own boss, you know, I'm free.
他们让你干什么样的工作？ What kind of jobs did they offer you?
有两年时间， 我经营过一家好莱坞制片厂， For two years, I ran a Hollywood studio,
可是你不能信任那些人. but you can't trust those people.
我同意你说的. 与其在天堂当差， I agree with you. Better to rule down here...
不如在此地称王.是吗？ 那是弥尔顿说的吧【《失乐园》】，我想是. than to serve in heaven. That's Milton, I think.
- 为罪恶干杯！那使世界运转起来. - 不…不，噢，天哪. - To evil! It keeps things humming. - No, no... Oh, jeez.
这么说你绑架了菲伊，哈？ So you kidnapped Fay?
是的，是我. Yes, I did.
有些女人遇到攻击性的、 决断的行为会很兴奋. Some women are turned on by aggressive, assertive behavior.
是啊，那我突然把她绑架回去会怎么样？ Yeah, so if I suddenly kidnapped her back?
你绑架她？ You kidnap?
不，那可不是你的风格. 你不是个喜欢开玩笑的家伙. It's not your style. You're not a fun guy.
你太认真了.菲伊了解你. 你对生活有太多的怨气. You're too serious. Fay knew that. You're too angry at life.
噢，有太多的事情让我有怨气. I got a lot to be angry at.
谁没有呢？ Who doesn't?
可是或早或晚，哈里， 你应该平和下来. But sooner or later, Harry, you gotta back off.
就像在拉斯维加斯， 你有赢的时候，你有输的时候. It's like Vegas. You're up, you're down.
可是最终结果，总是赌场赢. But in the end, the house always wins.
可那并不意味着你没获得乐趣. Doesn't mean you didn't have fun.
你看，你决不可能去做的事， 就是成为一个绑架者. Now, one thing you are not is a kidnapper.
绑架犯！ Kidnapper!
听我说！ Listen to me!
别挡着我！你们没看出来吗？ 你们和一个他妈的绑架犯走在一起？ Get out of my way! Can't you see you're walking with a fucking kidnapper?
- 你不得不跟我走了，先生. - 不，不，不…… - You'll have to come with me, sir. - No, no, no...
- 你被拘捕了，布洛克先生. - 我想一定是弄错了. - You're under arrest, Mr. Block. - I think it's some mistake.
- 我怎么可能绑…… - 我不得不给你戴上手铐，布洛克先生. - How could I kid... - I gotta put the cuffs on you.
- 你站在那儿别乱动. - 我怎么可能绑架我自己的儿子？ - You stay over there. - How can I kidnap my own son?
我不知道你怎么…… I don't know.
嘿，我们在她包里发现了毒品. Hey, we got drugs in the bag.
放开我，贱货！快放开我！ Let me go, bitch! Just let me go!
- 把他们押上车. - 放开我，贱货！ - Get them in the car. - Get off of me, bitch!
快点，放开我！快放开我！ Come on, get off of me! Just Get off of me!
能让我先接受荣誉，然后再逮捕我吗？ Can't I be honored and then arrested?
不行，我们不能那么做. 对不起，布洛克先生. No, we can't do that. I'm sorry, Mr. Block.
绑架， Kidnapping.
你车上坐的妓女拥有大麻， Prostitute in your car in possession of marijuana.
你拥有一件没有上照的武器.哼…… Possession of an unlicensed firearm.
我已经告诉过你那枪的事. I told you already about the firearm.
有个疯女人站在我屋顶上 想开枪打我. There was a crazy woman on my roof shooting at me.
我从她手里夺过了枪，我把它放在我车里. 我本打算要上交的. I got the gun away from her, I put it in my car. I was gonna hand it in.
- 我得再打个电话. - 你已经打过了. - I gotta make another phone call. - You made your call.
是的，我知道.可那不应该算， 那是…那是留给我女朋友的口信. Yeah, I know, but that didn't count. That was to my girlfriend's answering service.
- 我…我想阻止她去结婚. - 你也给你妹妹打过电话了. - I'm trying to keep her from getting married. - You also called your sister.
是的，我妹妹不在家. 所以，你知道…… My sister wasn't in.
你还给你律师打过. You called your lawyer.
咳，我律师在“峡谷农场”. 我从来没找到过我律师！他从不…… My lawyer was at Canyon Ranch. I can never get my lawyer!
你能听我一句话吗？ Can I give you some advice?
这下你麻烦大了. You're in deep shit.
这…这一次，我想你闹大发了. This time, I think you've really had it.
- 嘿，是你出的主意去绑架希利的. - 我的主意？不，那不是我的主意. - Hey, it was your idea to kidnap Hilly. - It was my idea? It wasn't my idea.
我开个玩笑，你知道， 你没必要一冲动就付诸实施了. I made a joke. You don't have to act out on every impulse.
你一定得告诉我真实情况. 死了以后是不是更好？ You've got to tell me the truth. Is it better being dead?
更好？不，不算太好. 不过，你知道，有一个好处—— No, it's not really. But there's one good thing.
呃…你不会别无选择地 被硬叫着去参加陪审团了. You don't get called for jury duty, but then you have no options.
你不善于做那个. It's not for you.
天哪，你看，我的生活一无是处. Jesus, I'm no good at life.
是啊，可是你写得很好. No, but you write well.
我写得很好，可那是另一回事， I write well, but that's a different story,
因为我可以操纵里面的人物和情节. because I can manipulate the characters and plots.
你创造你自己的世界，可是，你知道， 我认为那比我们现实中存在的世界要好得多. You create your own universe, but that's much nicer than the world we have.
可是在现实世界中我不能正常运作， 你知道，我是个生活的失败者. But I can't function in the world we have. I'm a failure at life.
唔…我不知道.我认为 你给许多人带来了乐趣. I don't know. I think you bring pleasure to a lot of people.
- 那很好. - 可即使这个也开始枯竭了. - That's good. - But even that's drying up.
过去几个月里， For the last months,
我…我一直无法构想出一个 有意义的创意来写作，你知道. I haven't been able to come up with a meaningful idea to write.
那么…你和你的魔鬼做把交易吧， 这样你的阻断就会过去了. Make peace with your demons and your block will pass.
天哪，我知道我这样说听起来太陈腐了， 可是，你知道，我就是希望感觉幸福. Jesus, it sounds so trite, but I just want to be happy.
活着就是幸福.你看看我. To be alive is to be happy. Take it from me.
嘿，布洛克，你过来. Hey, Block. Come on.
有人刚替你作了保. Some people just put up your bail.
替我作保？ My bail?
没错.在那边. That's right. This way.
- 哈里. - 是你们？ - Harry. - You?
- 是的，我们收到了你的留言. - 婚礼一结束直接就过来了. - We got the message on our service. - Came right from our wedding.
- 你们…你们结啦？ - 我们正要去度蜜月. - You did? - We're on our way to our honeymoon.
- 你们结婚啦？ - 你看不出来吗？ - You got married? - You have to ask?
我…我不敢相信. 到末了，你还是选了他而不是我？ I can't believe it. In the end, you chose him over me?
- 我实在想不通！ - 你怎么这么无理？ - I can't fathom this! - You're gonna insult me...
我们从圣坛直接跑了来， 免得你会烂在这监狱里. after we ran from the altar to keep you from rotting in prison?
是啊，我知道你多么害怕幽闭恐怖. I know you get claustrophobic.
再说你本来就是个十足的混子， 你会被号子里的所有犯人轮暴后门的. Plus you're the perfect punk. You'll get buggered by every con in the cell block.
你才是那个应该呆在那里面的家伙！ You're the guy that should be in there!
因为你从我眼皮底下把她偷走了. Because you stole her from under my nose.
哈里，他没有偷走我. Harry, he did not steal me.
我爱他. I love him.
可我…我真是想不通！ I can't fathom this.
我…我…你看，我很感激你过来， 可我想不…… I appreciate your coming, but I can't...
为什么？为什么不选择我？ why? Why not me?
为什么？你告诉过我不要爱上你， 所以我就没爱上你了. You told me I wasn't supposed to fall in love with you, so I didn't.
你怎么能听我的话嘛？ 你又不是不知道我有多神经！ How could you listen to me? You know how crazy I am!
可你是…你是我的导师啊， 所以我听你的. Well, you were my mentor. That's why.
可你和你导师上过床了啊. But you were sleeping with your mentor.
那又怎样？我还和我的妇科大夫上过床呢. So? I've slept with my gynecologist.
你这话又打哪儿说起啊？ What has that got to do with anything?
你能…我…你想和他一起去亚马逊 戴管潜泳，而将我晾在一边吗？ You're gonna snorkel down the Amazon with him, when you could have me?
哈里，你听我说，我永远也成不了 你这样的作家.这我知道. I will never be the writer you are. I know that.
你把你的艺术放入了书中， 而我把我的放在了我生活里. You put your art into your work. I put it into my life.
我可以使她更加幸福. I can make her happier.
- 我爱你. - 那就…… - I love you. - So...
是的，真的是的. 只是我现在爱的是拉里. I do. It's just that I'm in love with Larry.
我是他妻子了.我…… I'm his wife.
我也爱你，哈里. 求你了，祝福我们吧， I love you, too, Harry. Give us your blessing,
这样我们就可以去 好好享受我们的蜜月了.行吗？ so that we can go and enjoy our honeymoon. Okay?
我们打算在圣达菲玩一个月. 当我们回来之后，我们再…… We'll be in Santa Fe about a month, and when we come back,
我们再一起聚聚. 是的，我是说，我们还是朋友. we'll all go out. We're friends.
这就是他要带你去度蜜月的地方吗？ 他要带你到沙漠去？ This is where you're going on your honeymoon? He's taking you to the desert?
- 是的.你绝对不会带我到沙漠去. - 看沙子？ - Yeah. You'd never take me to the desert. - Sand?
沙漠里只有仙人掌. The desert is cactus.
只有“希拉”大毒蜥，或“吉拉”大毒蜥， 不管你怎么叫，都是蜥蜴，那沙漠里. It's Heela monsters, Gila monsters, whatever you call them, lizards, is the desert.
- 哈里，拜托！ - 哈里，给我们祝福吧，求你了？ - Harry, please! - Harry, give us your blessing, please?
快祝福他们， Give 'em your blessings,
否则我就把你扔回他妈的号子里， 并亲自开你的后庭！ before I throw you back in that fucking jail cell, and I bugger you!
噢，天哪！我不知道说什么了. 我爱你. I don't know what to say. I love you.
这家伙…… This guy...
我爱了…… I've loved...
我投降，我投降了. I give up. I give up.
- 我们送你回家，好么？ - 我说什么呢？ - We'll get you home, all right? - What am I going to say?
圣达菲，你真要带她去？ 带着玉米馅卷？ Santa Fe, you're gonna take her? With the tacos?
哈里，授你荣誉的仪式进行得怎么样？ Harry, what about the honoring ceremony?
我们还没有进行仪式. We haven't had the ceremony.
被警察打断了. The police interrupted.
怎么回事，我…我在做梦吗？ What, am I dreaming?
人人都做梦. Everybody dreams.
快点啦！ Come on!
克拉克教授已经把一切都准备好了. Professor Clark has everything planned.
我…我能把希利也叫上吗？ Can I bring Hilly?
这是你自己的梦呀！ Well, it's your dream!
在“斯特宾斯大厅”？ Stebbins Hall?
人人都在等着授你荣誉呢. Everyone is waiting to honor you.
毕竟，是你创造了他们. After all, you created them.
我爱你们所有人，真的. I love all of you. Really.
你们给了我这一生中 最最幸福的一些时刻， You've given me some of the happiest moments of my life,
你们甚至不时地 挽救过我的生命，你知道. and you've even saved my life at times.
现在…现在事实上 你们教会了我许多东西， And now you've actually taught me things,
我真心诚意地感激…… and I'm completely grateful...
我认为作者想要表达的是： 认识你自己，不再瞎胡闹， I think the author's message is to know yourself, stop kidding yourself,
接受你自己的有所不能， 好好地生活. accept your limitations, and get on with your life.
真太奇妙了.在我看来… It's amazing. To me...
这真的是一个非常有趣的人物—— it's a really interesting character--
有个家伙… A guy...
在生活中他不能正常地运作， who can't function well in life,
却…却可以且只能在艺术中发挥才能. but can only function in art.
这或多或少有些悲哀，却也很有趣. 是很好的小说素材. It's sort of sad in a way and also funny. Good for a novel.
你的书表面上看起来 都有点悲哀， But your books all seem a little sad on the surface,
- 是吗？ - 这就是为什么我喜欢解构它们的原因. - Really? - which is why I like deconstructing them.
因为透过表面，它们的深层表现其实是快乐， 只是你自己没有意识到而已. Because underneath they're really happy. It's just that you don't know it.
我想说的是， 我感到我这是像在一个梦里. I tell you. I feel like I'm in a dream.
在我看来，这好像是我这几个月来 做过的最美好的梦， This, for me, is like the best dream I've had in months.
你知道，最最幸福的梦. The happiest dream.
噢，我喜欢，我喜欢这主意！ Oh, I like it. I like it!
一个人物，他在生活中… A character who's too...
…太疯狂了，不能正常地运作， neurotic to function in life,
却可以且只能在艺术中发挥才能. but can only function in art.
一部小说的几点考虑. Notes for a novel.
一些开放的可能性： Opening possibility:
里夫金过着… Rifkin led a...
…支离破碎的、 fragmented,
混乱无序的… disjointed,
…生活. existence.
他很久以前就得出了如下的结论： He had long ago come to this conclusion:
所有人都知道同一个真相. All people know the same truth.
我们的生活由我们选择 如何去扭曲这一真相所构成. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it.
只有写作能使他平静. Only his writing was calm.
他的写作以这样或那样的方式， His writing, which had, in more ways than one,
挽救了他的生活. saved his life.
[ 感谢入江直树在犹太语方面的帮助 ] [ obliged to citrella for help in jewish languages ]
[ 中文翻译、字幕同步：疯狂弥天大幌 ] [ translation & synchronization: loco-whopper ]
[ 谢谢观看！] [ thanks for watching! ]